Yolanda

The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.

Hi, I'm Ryan. You must be Yolanda!

No, my name is Tracy.
Are you sure it's not Yolanda?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024

Yopanday

Mr 12 years old. In 2023, he was convicted of gang rape and child abuse, sentenced to 20 years in India for forcing a 12 years old orphan, who he allegedly killed the parents of, to suck his dick
Sold Goncalves and bought Thiago

Look it's Yopanday and you're 12. RUN FAST COOKIE RUN

by Special Three April 14, 2025

Yopanday

A person that has the age group of 11-13 for picking his ideal significant other, Bonus points if hes south east asian, since his senses of multiplication will go supa turbo mode and his only desire and goal in life is to have multiple one night stands with 12yo's.

Yopanday: "Guys guys i lost my virginity last night guess how old she was!!!~ 12!!! best of all she was my cousin!!! but she forgot to buy XXS condom since we can't find those in india... 3:"

by Yopanday April 14, 2025

YOLANDA

my bro, she's soooo cool dude. She can eat a cupcake in one bite, damn thats impressive. Bro shes got biceps for days, she my ripped homie. Sometimes, she can be confused with a man. But we SWEAR she's not!! Fake tan, we don't know her! Yolanda is always brown as! She is always at the beach cuddling sea snakes. Yolanda's feet transform me to lala land. Yolanda's teeth shine as bright as a dirt hole my grandma was burried in. Before her burial, grammy ma ma stole Yolanda's pants. I really wanted those pants!! She would often come to school in them and all the boys were crazy about her kneecaps. Those pants were her defining feature, in fact idk what she looks like, I just liked her knees! Sometimes when I'm hungry I wants her lil kneecaps as a snack. I know we already mentioned this, but Yolanda can eat everything. Yesterday, she ate my pet rat (my sister). She even ate the pants. She doesn't need to drink anything, she keeps all her body fluids in her kneecaps. In conclusion, Yolanda is a great, smart, intelligent, fatty.

Friend of Yolanda: Damn, did she eat your pants too?
Other Friend of Yolanda: Yeah bro, Yolanda's kneepcaps are 🔥🔥🔥
Yolanda's grammy ma ma: Yolanda, MY PANTSSSSS

by anonymous August 7, 2025

Yoana

Goddess of the earth, gift from GOD to the people, inherit-ant

For GOD so then sent a Yoana to illuminate the skies.

by GODDism September 27, 2025

Fucking Yolanda

An expression used by someone who is angry with another person attempting to do something shady.

“ I can’t believe she attempted to sabotage my plans to move my mother into a nursing home. Fucking Yolanda.”

by Rando135 October 17, 2025

Bye, Yolanda

Hispanic (etc.) for “Bye, Felicia.”

“Jesus Christ. You’re still jealous? BYE, YOLANDA.”

by naoohoo June 2, 2023