dirty xander

the process of making a sandwich and stuffing it up your anal cavity, then having someone else eat the sandwich out of your ass

yes daddy eat my mustard
*dirty xander u*

by shittysausage September 28, 2021

Xander

Super cute and funny. Xander always knows how to make a girl laugh and smile. Kinda short and has nice hair. Always spoils his girlfriend with anything she wants. Xander is sometimes in a bad mood but always now's that people love him. He always says sorry for his bad actions and makes up for them. He sometimes is scard to say the wrong things and he can sometimes be shy. Xander loves hugs and cuddles. He likes playing videogames and spending time with his friends. He's always trying to make his girlfriend laugh when she's feeling down. If you find a Xander never let go of him, he's a real one.

Omg I love Xander he's so cute and funny

by Hey girl wasss up December 1, 2019

xanderfall

A gentle cis-gendered Hetero who tries to fight for all Minorities who're oppressed by the faschist DICK-tatorship, but fails because he's white, cis-gendered and hetero.

It's cool that you fight for our rights, but you're a CIS-GENDERED, WHITE, HETERO-MAN who don't know anything and therefore is damned to fail you f***ing Xanderfall!

by YussufLibfag666 June 27, 2020

Xander

Xander is a guy who wont stop talking about crypto currencies. And invests his parents money into shitcoins that will crash any-day.

Xander: Hey you should buy some ravencoin, I only lost £3000 this month.
Person 2: XANDER TALK ABOUT SOMETHING FUCKING NORMAL!

by Bl4ck Boy June 1, 2021

Xander

He is emo and listens to a lot of heavy metal and he never gets cold

Dude Xander is emo

by Fucking Better than You April 8, 2019

Xander

my name is xander and first i am not gay my big sister is gay, if u don't know what gay is, shut up n die, if you are in LGBTQ i respect you, i am ace, if you hate what LGBTQ is, you goddamn homophobic, i rly don't like the haters of my name, n plz don't talk about pps,

ok now let me talk about myself,

i'm a boy that has extreme loneliness irl but not in roblox, i hate that some people hate me but it's true that i have a dark side but not rly, i'm nice to others n yes i do gaming and have lots of friends roblox bc i'm the kind of xander that is the most best friend you can have, i can maybe be rude in some way but take it back if i'm ready to i'll take it back, i'm sry for words on top of this but i take it back, if you ever find me in roblox just friend me, if i have max friends my other accont will be there if you see this thank you.

from xander copy n paste below if want be friend

by okxb9 February 2, 2021

Xander

A Xander is a complete wanker and if anime isn’t in his life for 0.00000001 seconds he will die

A Xander is a anime weirdo

by 83774Bob February 22, 2019