Wanklette

the feminine verion of the noun wanker.
Fist known usage of the word by Jet Gordon sometime in 2007, but this is subject to verification.

See that girl over there, she is a right wanklette

by Propogator October 4, 2008

Dirty Winkle

When a guy comes home from work all sweaty and nasty, walks straight up to his wife/girlfriend and puts her on her knees. Then she will suck the guy's penis and be damn grateful for the opportunity.

After a long day, Jim decided to call his wife and tell her to prepare for a Dirty Winkle.

by Bullwinkle807 February 4, 2009

winklemouse

A hallucination while high. Can be very friendly, before you actually realize it's not a real object or animal.

Guy1:Dude, It's a winklemouse.. Guy2: No more bong hits for you.

by Dragonite's HyperBeam August 3, 2007

Winkle

The act of urinating.

Man, Josh winkled on the toilet seat again.

by Willy Wonkle December 26, 2008

Rip Van Winkle

When a girl wakes up with a penis in her mouth, and notices that the pubes have grown substantially whilst being there.

"Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien Rip Van Winkle'd him last night. "

Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."

Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...

by NolaDuncan November 9, 2009

butt-winkle

The act of placing something, usually a finger, in your butt crack and then wiping the something on someone else. The goal of the butt-winkle is to transfer your butt stench to someone else.

I was joking around with my girlfriend last night after the gym and gave her a butt-winkle. Now she won't sleep with me because all she can smell is my ass.

by Trii October 18, 2007

Winkles

A crazy and fun to be around person. The person whether it be male or female loves to party and drink. Good friend to have.

Jack: who is that chick doing a keg stand?

Jill: dude that's winkles!

by Fredbock June 21, 2012