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Wooden Maiden

Painfully uncomfortable chair, constructed primarily of wood.
"For sale: 1 medieval chair, made of wood, comfort level: wooden maiden"
"Man, this chair fucking sucks, I feel like a torture victim, its basically a wooden maiden"
by the_sheeve_master March 10, 2014
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workend

Bob: ''Hey man, fancy coming round this Saturday for a couple drinks?''
Jim: ''Sorry man, gotta workend''
Bob: ''Oh, that sucks''
by MikeMate October 19, 2014
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Wooden Pickaxe

Used for mining 3 blocks of cobblestone
I just got my first WOODEN PICKAXE
by Golferbc May 4, 2020
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Wordan

Wordan the litteral goat. Wordan is the definition of a breathing, walking W. Wordan is the funniest person of all time and is very attractive.
Kid 1- Oh that guys really funny whats his name

Kid 2-Oh that guys name is Jordan but hes a walking w so we call him Wordan Kid 1- Oh I was wondering because I kinda wanna suck him off
by Kid_suckz.men92 April 24, 2021
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woden

receives astronomical amount of mut
damm daddy hes a woden
by 4300bouttogohectic July 14, 2021
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woodendoors7

guy who literally has a 17 inch genital, is a good moderator and very good at sucking dick 😳.
guy 1: wait... is that woodendoors7? the guy with the 17 inch genital?
guy 2: omg.. IT IS! I'M A HUGE FAN OF HIM!
by KingWilliamTheThird April 30, 2022
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Wooden Railway Henry

a wooden train in the likeness of henry the green engine from Thomas the train. Produced from 1992 to 2022 onwards.
"Yo dude wanna see my wooden railway henry?"

"Shiiii dawg that's pretty lit, lemme see that wood"
by Squidwardslover6969 December 13, 2022
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