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Wordan the litteral goat. Wordan is the definition of a breathing, walking W. Wordan is the funniest person of all time and is very attractive.
Kid 1- Oh that guys really funny whats his name

Kid 2-Oh that guys name is Jordan but hes a walking w so we call him Wordan Kid 1- Oh I was wondering because I kinda wanna suck him off
Wordan by Kid_suckz.men92 April 24, 2021

Wordington 

Wordington as a noun is a city that only exists in the minds of people that inhabit it.

Wordington as an adjective is used to describe things that would be found inside of Wordington, generally the worst possible thing.
Wordington residents also have a deep instinct desire to see black men twerking (thug-shaker) by nature.
Every self respecting Wordington citizen agrees that having “Wordington” in your Reddit username is unfunny as fuck and gets you deported to Retardington.
“Bro my sister is a neo-nazi”

“Average Wordington resident”
Wordington by JohnSwagma November 13, 2022

Molly Worland 

If you ever meet a molly Worland you are probably one of the luckiest people alive don't ever let her go because if you do it will be one of the biggest mistakes of your life she is the most beautiful person in the world she has amazing brown curly hair and loves music more than life shes so amazing and will probably be one of the most important people in your life please if you ever meet a molly Worland never let her go because you will regret it for the rest of your life shes so easy to get along with and she'll cherish you friendship like she does with everyone so please if you ever meet a molly Worland marry her asap it will be the smartest decision of your life .
Damn that molly Worland is fine
Molly Worland by johnnytamberine August 20, 2013

Wordanistas 

Those who spend their lives telling others what is or is not a word, based on what they have read in books.
First coined by Steven Colbert on the Colbert Report during a segment of The Word.
I know you Wordanistas love to say funner is not a word, but it is, i looked it up in my gut, and that's the Truth.

What is it with you Wordanistas telling me what is and what isnt a word. Who made Merriam Webster God?

"And that brings us to tonight's word: truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the Word Police, the wordanistas over at Webster's, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word.'"
Wordanistas by Baba Nace January 29, 2006

Wordington 

1. Adjective: Silly, Goofy silly, Offbeat, or Quirky in a slightly disturbing way
2. Adjective: In relation to Wordington
Used exclusively in incomplete sentences with only one or two other words. Makes you sound mentally disabled.
Person 1: My (20F) BF (20M) embarasses me with his crusader pepe jacket everywhere we go. How do I convince him it's not "based"?
Person 2: Wordington fashion statement
...
Person 1: holy crap my balls popped
Person 2: Wordington balls
Wordington by NerdyH October 3, 2022

wordanomics

A person that knows all words, including slang words, most often can give the definition of the word, most often is told he is a nerd.
me:what is the definition of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

him: extraordinarily good; wonderful.
me: looks up definition and finds out he's right and *laughs*
him: why you laughing at me
me: cause you know almost all definitions like you study wordanomics

wordmania 

A wildly hyperactive compulsion to submit words to Urban Dictionary.
My wordmania is my healthiest addiction.
wordmania by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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