STINKY WOOBIE

When you have sex with another man's wife and then fart on his blanket in front of him.

To add insult to injury, he he looked him in the eye while giving him the stinky woobie and laughed.

by Max Steam July 23, 2023

Willy womber

A Willy womber is an animal that lives in your bathtub when you’re not expecting it. They’re like groundhogs except without eyes, ears, or a mouth. They start out hairless—at this stage they’re just wombers. After they grow hair, they become Willy wombers.

Friend: “Yo can I use your shower? I don’t wanna stumble across no Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”

You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”

by Antichumfreak September 29, 2023

Womble

"To make good use of the things that you find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind."

From The Wombles tv show theme tune

I wombled these gloves from the roadside the other day.

by Jugglizt August 6, 2011

womzie

A fag who likes to choke on his own dick.

That womzie cut himself because his first love rejected him. Then he lied it was a stab wound told his friends so people think he's a bad ass.

by DF Bush August 24, 2009

wombcentric

All things woman and feminine. Things that make the woman lovely and loveable, beautiful, adorable etc

My wife is so wombcentric, look how she moves.

by Farai January 18, 2008

Womble

A Womble is a derogatory term used in the wombat community. A Womble is the retarded wombat of the pack.

Ok son, stay away from that one, he's a womble.

by Molgera85 March 20, 2017

cock womble

a cock womble is a person that is a complete prick

Andrew: You know David? hes a bit of a cock womble
Aaron: Yea i know

by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018