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Michigan Wolverines

The team who beat ND 38-0 and Ohio State 35-21 in the same year. Chris Perry once had 51 carries and over 200 yards against in-state rival MSU. The team has went to the Rose Bowl the last two years and lost because of BS plays. The most winniest program in college football. The teams who's qb's go to win 3 superbowls. The team who has a freshman qb and RB that are two of the best players in the county. (Chad Henne and Mike Hart). The team to have the best player in college football (Braylen Edwards). Ohio State, great job this year, but how come you lost 4 games prior to beating us, including Northwestern. And we still went to the Rose Bowl.
by mark May 7, 2005
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The best football team ever who has the most wins in college history at 824 and has been a team for 132 years. Has beat michigan state 67 times and lost 32 and tied 5. Michigan State will never be as good as the Wolverines.

Michigan rivalry teams- Ohio State, Michigan State, Notre Dame, and Minesota.
michigan wolverines are the best football team in college history.
by UofM4life<3 November 24, 2011
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Wolverine Weekend

Any weekend in which alcohol is consumed in large amounts on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights (derived from the three claws of Wolverine, the symbol for "wolverine weekend" is a tightly closed fist held at face level, back facing the adressee in the conversation, also known as a "war-fist")
What debauchery! Last weekend Roger was smashed Thursday, Friday, and Saturday night. He made it a wolverine weekend.
by Cive January 14, 2007
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Walmart Wolverine

A term used by Michigan State fans after The Wolverines win a sporting match. It is primarily used out of jealousy and desperation when Spartan fans realize that they support a second rate sports team and a third rate university. There is no greater compliment a Spartan fan could give to a Wolverine fan.
I can't believe State lost again. Remember when we beat Michigan that one time, two years ago. Lets go yell at these Walmart Wolverines.
by jabak101 March 8, 2013
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Rectal Wolverine

Term used to describe michigan(hence the 'wolverine') NASCAR enthusiast Bill (www.racecol.com). Has a tendency to rape you anally or to offer oral sex in exchange for virtually no money at all.

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Guy #1: God, my ass is on FIRE!

Guy #2: What happened?

Guy #1: I got raped by BILL!

Guy #2: He's such a rectal wolverine.
by bill loves the cock May 19, 2004
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Wolverine

Clawing your girlfriends face leaving three marks, then when you are ready to nut pull out and nut over the three cuts, afterwards howling loudly like a big wolf.
Me and my girlfriend wanted to try something different last night, so i clawed her face and nutted on it...Wolverine sex rocks.
by Drederick May 21, 2007
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a big weasel with sharp claws and a bad attitude
by Da Nastee One September 25, 2003
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