Michigan wolverines

the best team to ever play football. now before you say they suck, weve always been good exept for the past 2 years. OSU has been bad exept sence 2002. You cock suckers dont remember because you were too busy getting your ribs removed so you can jizz in your own mouth

#1 in wins
had best coach ever. Bo Chembeckler
has a 54-49 record agaisnt osu
any more questions?
MICHIGAN WOLVERINES

by the poster of this word September 26, 2009

wolverine

Angry, hairy looking man that drinks in the Nelson

Wolverine was fighting in the Nelson car park again last night.

by pudding and pie August 6, 2003

Wolverine Squadron X

The top squadron of wolverine-minded individuals. A secret society. The best of the best. The ultimate club.

Wolverine Squadron X!!! Assemble!!!!

by Wolverine Squadron X Member January 24, 2008

wolverine penis

The Shaft is long and hairy, it is never shaved, usually prefered by furries.

Wait...you mean your ex doesn't have a wolverine penis?

by U suk meh long time January 30, 2018

Reverse Wolverine

When you are in a fight with a knife wielding foe and you take a punch at the same time as he takes a stab. By a bad stroke of luck your fist perfectly lines up with his knife hand effectively putting the blade in between your knuckles.

Wozza: "Mate, why is your hand bandaged"
Baz: "Cos Woz, got in a fight last night with some cunt with a knife. the fucker reverse wolverine'd me!!"

by ReverseW September 6, 2011

Wolverine

When a guy clips his nails then inserts his fingers into a woman's vagina.

"I picked this girl off the ground with my wolverine claws."

by eatmorchickn May 25, 2008

the_real_wolverinalonz

He is The Mass - he is the monster mass.

Children, don't be fooled, he isn't going to give you sweets, he's going to penetrate your rectum 'til it bleeds.

See 'The Bazement' for more information

by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) March 13, 2004