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winklefisting 

A sexual activity that is virtually identical to what is commonly known as simple "fisting," with the only difference being that the hand and forearm that is inserted into the vagina or anus (or both) is significantly small than a normal hand. This is either because the individual who is performing the fisting on another is a little person, or merely an individual with abnormally small hands.
"I saw a really awesome porn where a gang of midgets was winklefisting this road whore."
winklefisting by debatesensei February 12, 2008
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Winnie Cooper

Gwendolyn "Winnie" Cooper (Danica McKellar)is a character from the show "The Wonder Years" a series that tackles the social issues and historic events of that time through the eyes of main character Kevin Arnold(Fred Savage). Kevin also deals with typical teenage social issues, including those prompted by his main love interest, Winnie Cooper, as well as typical family troubles. The story is narrated by an older, wiser Kevin (voiced by Daniel Stern), describing what is happening and what he learned from his experiences in an alternately nostalgic and ironic tone.
Kevin's main love interest. In an episode entitled "The Accident" and in the final episode, it is stated that every important event in Kevin's life somehow involves Winnie. She lives on the same block as Kevin. Their first kiss and her older brother's death while serving as a soldier in the Vietnam War play an important part of the pilot episode. In one episode, her parents separate over their grief of the death of their son. In the epilogue of the final episode, it is revealed that Winnie goes on to study art history in Paris. Kevin and Winnie write a letter to each other every week for eight years until she returns. Despite their long romance, by the time Winnie returns to the US in 1982 Kevin is married to someone else.
"Wow, she's like you're own Winnie Cooper!"

"Danica McKellar did a great job at playing Winnie Cooper in The Wonder Years."
Winnie Cooper by Mia_93 December 20, 2008
An alternative word for penis mainly used by parents when talking to their children.
"Andrew, stop touching your winkle!"
winkle by NotBob July 22, 2008

sleepy winkers 

Goopy or dry Rheum or eye buggers that collect in the corners of eyes when the Sandman visits.
Wipe those sleepy winkers from your eyes.
sleepy winkers by tittitkitkit August 20, 2011

Winklevoss 

1) A sore loser

2) More generally, one who comes from a background of social privilege and therefore feels a sense of entitlement while simultaneously being an object of general ridicule.

(from the Winklevoss brothers, who continued to sue Mark Zuckerberg even after receiving a 65 million-dollar settlement in the Facebook case)
I wouldn't work with another Harvard boy, that last one was such a winklevoss he tried to sue me for defamation after I criticized his work in committee.
Winklevoss by phoobo December 7, 2010
a reference to wind energy. The term refers to the fact that wind energy isn't as "big" as oil or coal - for example - and hasn't "sold-out" yet. Therefore, the energy can be described as indie, and when one combines the words "indie" and "windy" the result is "windie."
That's so windie.
Windie by The Yacht Buyer April 19, 2010
The act of dropping one's trousers/shorts with the intention of exposing one's inner thigh's/genitals to the wind.
Usually done in hot or stuffy climates.
The result is probably the most refreshing thing one could do while sweating profusely

N.B. Can be an extremely risky action in crowded areas as one may be mistaken for a pervert.
Not recommended in public places.
Ex.1 - I was so hot in that sun I had to drop my pants for a bit of windies. I've never felt more refreshed.

Ex.2 - Sorry I had to leave for a minute, my balls were sweating so bad I had to find a secluded area for some windies.
Windies by Bored in France June 15, 2010