Skip to main content

willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.
Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍
by sazzy jo June 2, 2017
mugGet the willy wonka mug.

Willy wonka bowl

A bowl of never ending delight. Like the never ending gobstopper, this bowl seems to last forever
Man that thinh has lasted for 45 minutes, its a willy wonka bowl and a half
by Luciousmccain September 20, 2015
mugGet the Willy wonka bowl mug.

Willy Wonka's Grandparents

When you and another person lay together head to foot with blankets on top of yourselves.
"Hey, you wanna watch Netflix and play Willy Wonka's Grandparents?
by Smellerno October 26, 2020
mugGet the Willy Wonka's Grandparents mug.

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024
mugGet the wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata mug.

Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka or Willy My Wonka occurs during a threesome. The Wonka gets deepthroated and with the thick deepthroat saliva dripping from the erect cock the Willy rubs his dick against it. Hence the saying “Do you want to Willy My Wonka”?
Hence the sayingDo you want to Willy Wonka”?
by sagdshgsdrterrrr June 24, 2021
mugGet the Willy Wonka mug.

Willy Wonka

When you are mutually masturbating, while laying or standing back to back sharing a towel which is passed underneath both of your crotch. During masturbation, both partners “saw” the towel back and forth as if they were looking to dry their taints. One or more participants then begins to shit into the towel, with both partners continuing to “saw” the towel back and forth which spreads the shit all over both participants’ junk.
My girlfriend and I did a Willy Wonka last night. Her pussy tasted like shit the next day.
by WillyWonkasChocolateFactory April 16, 2021
mugGet the Willy Wonka mug.

willy wonka kiss

Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.
by Chkygal October 7, 2015
mugGet the willy wonka kiss mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email