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Wilk

An abbreviation of “Willy Milk
Another term for (semen) (ejaculate) (jizz) (cum) etc
I’m gonna spill my wilk all over your tits
I hate it when I have to clean up my wilk after a wank
by Got Wilk March 16, 2020
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Wilkes-Barre Repair Job

The Wilkes-Barre Repair Job is when a car has different colored parts. For example; the hood of the car is black, while the rest of the frame is shit green. Bonus points if multiple parts of the car are different colors.
Jim: “Dude, that car is a piece of shit. It looks like it’s hardly able to run.”

Fred: “I know, you can tell by the Wilkes-Barre Repair Job. The door is brown, the bumper is red, and the car is white. Surprised it still turns on.”
by The Wilkes Barre Repair Man October 3, 2022
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John Wilkes booth

At the end of dogie style position the man shoots his load directly in the back of the head of the female. Then jumping off the bed as john Wilkes booth did to Abraham Lincoln.
Yo Dave I john Wilkes booth the shit of that chick last night. Defiantly about to start another civil war.
by Typicalsix pack bob September 15, 2014
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Stage Wilk

The point of becoming so drunk, you have the chance of throwing up on a wall or other such objects that would normally not be thrown up on.
"Keep an eye on Jim, he had another shot and just went to stage wilk."

"There is puke on the fridge, who went to stage wilk?"
by Rflo August 1, 2007
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Wilks

A last name for twins that share nothing and both suck in different ways, The oldest is always a stupid ass cunt.
And the youngest gets to attached and acts faggoty
Older Wilks: You Suck Im grumpy
Younger Wilks: I only like toes this week
by MoneyMakaTheThird August 21, 2025
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The Wilking Methode

So this Techniek is a very dangerous methode!
What you have to do put a glass next to your anus
then bend over on it just before going in your anus
You gonna jerk off

and the methode is that is very dangerous because

you could fall while jerking off and then the glass break in your anus
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT FALL
But Methode is amazing SO DONT FALL
And Enjoy The Methode!
I am using The Wilking Methode with a glass jar!
by Miles_pogboy June 7, 2024
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Wilk

A racial term against milk not resembling the color white
Honey, stay away from that! It’s a wilk!!!
by Wilk hater April 12, 2024
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