Larry Craig's wife swears she never knew her husband was a bathroom-trolling creep, but if you ask me she's taking a bit of a wide stance on that one.
by PatrickT. September 22, 2007
Get the wide stancemug. A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.
Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.
by Craigsfan October 7, 2007
Get the wide stancemug. by Lolzpartycat June 20, 2011
Get the wide loadmug. Wide walkers are known to strut in close proximity to attractive women.
When Kyle bends his knees it allows him an opportunity to modify his stance in preparation for the incoming offensive visitor
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When Kyle bends his knees it allows him an opportunity to modify his stance in preparation for the incoming offensive visitor
number doppel nein wide walker who has enough speed in full tilt crouch wide bullet kinesthetic motion to pass by intredefensiv Kyle who usually angles opponents from the centre towards a full body contact collision at the boards to protect the neutral zone.
by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 22, 2016
Get the Wide Walkermug. A honorary title for a wide, thicc man with big fat tiddies and an ass so big you can use it as a pillow to sleep on. A so-called "Wide Andrew" often engages in illegal activities, such as being arrested for putting marijuana in a haze machine and illegally traveling to the United Arab Emirates to get some Papa John's pizza. The term was first used to describe the 16th century Polish musician and composer Andrzej Chojnackiziakyz Widenzeski, who was the widest human ever recorded by scientists.
"Woah dude, look at how big her fat ass is"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"
by Mr. Dinglebin August 26, 2022
Get the Wide Andrewmug. by xx_JakeAdamson_100chromosome_ January 2, 2019
Get the Captain Widemug. by Frankberry123 June 13, 2023
Get the wide backmug.