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Whiting

Located somewhere in NJ. Many people do not know Whiting exists unless you are:
Old- You probably live in one of the 100 nursing/senior home
Living in Whiting- You dread waking up 5am to catch the bus, knowing that your neighbor lives 2 miles away from you and if you die no one will even know
A deer- you probably made 100000 Bambi's making the deer population worse and worse.
A pedophile- yes, we know pedophile run rampant in Whiting
A Partier- Woods Parties are everywhere
A Fireman- Occasional wood fires happen.
A druggie- Theres so much trees you can hide anywhere.

Whiting is 98% white, 99.9% old, 99.99% trees. If you drive through Whiting you will get lost. And if you have T-mobile you will not have signal there.
-OMG guess where I saw a pedophile peeking through window!?
- Whiting !

- Where do you live?
-Whiting
- What the hell is Whiting?
by xoxoxoBambixoxo August 16, 2010
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Whatling

One who has short furry protrusions of the scalp, was once in a more wiggly state.

Often confused with waddle-ing this however is not exactly the same.

Is inclined to repeatedly use the words; "he thinks he's a boon!" or occasionally "pwned!"

One with a great skill in defying gravity, capable of falling UP a flight of stairs.
One scientist to another:
What is that indescribable fluff?
It appears to be some form of hair!
Unbeleivable! it must be a new spieces!! Look at it defy gravity in such a graceless manner!
by Insomniac January 13, 2005
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Whittling the Gobbler

Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.
"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"
by Mr. Crafty February 28, 2009
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Dixie whistling shit hole

The Dixie whistling shit hole is any area in the south that is home to entirely of redneck,racist and people from certain areas of the South
Person one: man I hate the South
Person too man it's a Dixie whistling shit hole down there what else do you expect
by Obama bin laden did 9/11 February 2, 2021
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Whirling Dervish

The act of cornholing a Muslim (Not required, however) transvestite in the ass missionary style and observing his/her dick moving in a circular motion.
Joe: "Hey dude, I got this hooker last night and 'she' ended up being a 'he'! I ended up giving a whirling dervish!"

Bob: "Dude......"
by The Drizz July 10, 2012
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Hippie Whittling

Slang for the act of scraping resin from a bowl or bong.
Dude, I couldn't get a hold of my connect last night so I had to do some hippie whittling to get by.
by Whiskey Warlord October 9, 2010
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Tierney whittington

A Tierney Whittington is a rude, obnoxious, spoilt creature.

For you to be a Tierney you have to be 12-17 some side-effects to being a Tierney Whittington are loud annoying outbursts And extremely flat chests
Person: Why are you being so rude you’re acting like a Tierney Whittington.
by 028474765 April 13, 2020
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