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Seed Whisperer

1. One who has a passion, luck, or is excessively skilled with the cultivation of marijuana. This title is used for those who are truly skilled in growing weed (not for any casual grower) due to the many aspects which make marijuana growing a skill.

2. Can also be used for a grower who successfully grows weed under circumstances in which others would most likely fail.
1. Dude, you've got to try out this weed. I got it from a Seed Whisperer!

2. Hey, I heard Eddy harvested 5 pounds off one plant. He must be a Seed Whisperer.

3. (At high school)
Guy 1: Dude! Greg grew 7 plants all 5 feet tall in his room in his tiny house without his parents noticing!
Guy 2: Damn kid's a Seed Whisperer.
by the seed whisperer February 22, 2011
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Squirrel Whisperer

A person who has the magnificent ability to whisper to a squirrel, and have the squirrel fall under their spell.
There was a squirrel in my backyard who was eating all my tomatoes. I decided to call a squirrel whisperer to tame the squirrel.
by Indy Jones September 25, 2011
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G-Whiner

A Transformers fan who holds the 80s series (G1) as the Transformers Bible. Anything that strays from the 80s series is unacceptable. They then proceed to whine relentlessly about whatever new branch of the Transformers universe, and how much it sucks because it doesn't do everything like the original.

G-Whiners are shunned by proper Transformers fans.

Note: Preferring G1 over the other series does NOT make you a G-Whiner.
G-Whiner: WAHT TEH HECK?! Teh new movies don't have Optimus's trailer! HE NEEDS THE TRAILER!
Proper Fan: Calm down! Sheesh!
G-Whiner: In Transformers: Animated MEGATRON DOESN'T TURN INTO A GUN!!!
Proper Fan: Oh, SHUT UP ALREADY!
by Master Beth July 18, 2010
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Code Whisperer

A code whisperer is a prodigal problem-solving programmer who spits out code... "Rain Man" style.
Javascript problem... where's the "Code Whisperer"?
by emman.com December 8, 2010
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Fiddle Whisper

-did you see that guy fiddle whispering behind the bride

-yeah his dick was huge, hes a total fiddle Whisperer
- i wonder if it a Kayla D'amico Dick?
by NiggaBob Funpants January 27, 2011
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whispering ass

Those small, airy farts that you get in the middle of the day.
"Mark, do you have whispering ass right now too?" "Yeah Jerry, it's poppin' off."
by Whispering Ass November 21, 2016
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Whiskerina

A woman who creates beards using realistic looking hair or materials of different types to be more artistic. They compete in competitions all over the world to raise money for charity.
Did you see that Whiskerinas realistic beard?!?! She looked like a dude!
by I_am_Beardo_da_killa June 27, 2017
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