Wessel

Amazing guy with huge horse cock. Loved by men and women (and everything in between) of al ages. Will fuck your sister and your mom (and dad but that is optional) is believed to be a Demi-god

That guy is a Wessel, so keep your girl away from him

by Homievos November 22, 2021

Niels Wesselink

A Niels Wesselink is a phrase that is used to indicate that something bad happend
A Niels Wesselink can also be a person who is literally shit at everything (Video games in particular)

Ah I dropped a dog, im such a Niels Wesselink!!
U f*king Niels Wesselink how can u be so stupid.

Person 1:
*Eats soap*
Person 2:
Wtf why are u eating soap, that is such a Niels Wesselink action.

by Harry Father of Niels January 30, 2020

kings of wessex

the skankiest shittiest most fucking dumb school.

going to kings of wessex makes me want to fucking top myself

by User84702757294 December 20, 2020

Wessel Angel Wings

Big, often stiff feathered hair wings on the side of a mans head. Very popular in the eightees. Sometimes still spotted at state fairs. Often accompany tank tops and spray design t-shirts.

Whoa did you see the Wessel Angel Wings on that carny over by the tilt-a-whirl? Which one? Oh yeah there are two of them.

by BD FERG November 23, 2007

wessner

To get a girl extremely drunk or roofie her, then have unprotected sex with her while she is passed out.

Yo I wessner'd some chick last night when I came back from the Brownies...

by Tau Iota Tau September 1, 2005

wessy

Some random who follows and creeps out people. Also randomly disappears and reappears for effect.
Major attention seeker. You sometimes wish he would just shut up and leave me alone.

Stop following me!
I don't like you!

by Randomite April 20, 2005

Wessel Janse van Rensburg

A South African legend famous for the most attractive man ever to come out of the country. A white male with amazing eyes.

Girl: Have you heard of Wessel Janse van Rensburg?
Other Girl: Of course! Isn't he breathtaking?!

by Joseph van der Merwe September 11, 2012