The phenomenon where someone gives you grief (aka, shoving a watermelon up your rectum) because they've been given grief by someone else.
Fuck, that Project Manager just did a watermelon transfer on me because his shit bomb project is behind on schedule!
by 3nigm@ October 19, 2011

Slang for eating pussy
by 17birds August 20, 2020

A piece of fruit that has had holes drilled into it. Commonly put in the microwave and fucked as a form of masturbation.
Hey Tim, nice Swiss Watermelon. How long you been working on that? I think it's about time for a new one.
by Thegigginator March 15, 2017

by Lana4smash October 17, 2019

African American that has received further education in the study of fruit engineering. Watermelon mechanics grasp the necessary skills to dissect said fruit with grace and precision. Earlier forms of excavating the juicy flesh from the watermelon (spear chucking, rock smashing, purchasing precut watermelon from welfare programs) are archaic to the watermelon mechanic. Most watermelon mechanics sit on verandas while examining only the best fruits, while their uneducated cousins dive face first into a busted melon doing things to the watermelon that their brethren would find unappetizing to preform on a suitible female mate.
Hershel, look at that there watermelon mechanic working that melon. He makes a porch monkey look like Neanderthal.
by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015

That fucking swamp guinea, has to get his foot chopped off because he has a bad case of watermelon foot.
by the "R" February 25, 2012

by Jsbdjdeksn June 16, 2018
