wassels

Wassels be what ye doth youst;

upon moonlit fjords after a sucessful pillage;

swords laid crimson with the blood of thine vanquished foe.

The King doth wake to night,
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.

"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"

by I be Roliung, ye xefe! August 19, 2004

waistism

A belief that people of the "heavy-set" variety are in some way inferior or less of a human.

-Creepy Chris said I couldnt see my own toes, he is a waistist.
-The fat kid farted in class, obviously because he is fat (waistist comment/belief)
-Who ate all the brownies, must have been fatty. (waistism)
-I'm sure you would like a cookie, fatty (waistism)

by Matt Henry, Rick Riggi, Pat Parker May 12, 2008

waist cincher

A garment originating from the Victorian era which tightly holds in the waist, defining a womans body. Now it is often worn as a fetish garment

i bought a really hot PVC waist cincher

by Nicola June 28, 2004

waist deep

When you are in some serious shit and wading in it. Worse than knee deep, better than up to your neck. Also commonly used as "waist deep in shit."

Alternate use: The appropriate minimum height to pee discreetly when in a body of water.

He was waist deep and no amount of pleading would get him out of the chasity belt.

by Dlee1967 July 10, 2014

koelnisch wasser

The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.

The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...

by Dirty Sanchez June 29, 2004

alex wassabi

A huge pussy that dident want to fight KSI

"did you here KSI and Alex Wassabi is having a boxing match"
"yeah but Alex is a pussy and backed out"

by xd andersen April 9, 2019

Walstam

A Walstam is a mean, giant Swede who likes to tickle people and flip over the chairs they are sitting in when they are least expecting it. Walstams make rude and inappropriate jokes. Sometimes they're kind of creepy.

Don't worry about it, he's a Walstam. It's what he does

by LEO2 September 24, 2010