Warlock

Sometimes referred to as a "Man Witch", this hideous creature resides among us all. Most of them take the form of a normal human being. It is most identifiable by it's extensive use of the words: "Fellas" and "Gang." Although they disguise themselves as humans another tell tale sign of a warlock is it's shadow. In the shadow you will notice a very long witch like nose. If you are in the presence of a warlock your most efficient defense is to jab at him with a sturdy chimney brush. There is one known case when a warlock was caught. A trap was set up containing whitebread with Frank's hot sauce. No one knows why warlocks love to eat just straight bread with hot sauce. It is believed that warlocks use this and tomatoes, cereal, syrup, bread crumbs, coconuts, tangerines, and a gallon of oil to brew up their infamous bombardo soup. After an encounter with a warlock it is recommended to immediately contact Judge Stevens to take him out. If Judge Stevens can't be reached you can call his associate Chuck Norris.

The evil warlock was doing some faggin, a little shaggin.

by Rob Anonymous September 8, 2008

warlock

a silly frenchman who pretends he is english

sings badly

I'm not french, says warlock.
lies says all

by nemesis August 2, 2004

Warlock

Or, 'Lock' for short. An attractive teenage girl.

Boy #1: What do you want to do today?
Boy #2: I dunno, let's just go to the mall and check out the warlocks.

by iirk August 26, 2009

warlockly

Being of a warlock nature.
Haveing to do with habbits of a warlock.

The warlockly guy over there keeps a ravens claw in a jar.

Dont mess with those warlockly looking jewels, you dont know how much power they have.

by warlock master April 9, 2011

Warlock Brew

Urine.

Man, I just made a mean Warlock Brew!
Does that guy have Warlock Brew on his face?

by dislexic porcupine and friend January 2, 2012

Warlock

When a woman can do metal style growling vocals. As she deepthroats you growls a the same time.

I hooked up with that metal singer last night.. amazing man she has perfected the Warlock

by Mcfatts June 23, 2016

Warlock

These creatures are generally associated with ginger vikings. They don’t tend tend to live past 20 years of age. They are interested in practicing spells. They get left out of group activities. These creatures have the personality of a chess board.

What’s that warlock looking at?

by Chefach May 17, 2018