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an Australian; a person who is a citizen of Australia
Yes, I'm a dinky die ridgy didge true blue fair dinkum dead set wanker. Welcome to Australia, cobber.
by yorrick hunt June 9, 2008
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one shot wonder

Someone who gets drunk after one shot, an extreme lightweight.
My friend Jamie is such a one shot wonder, she got shitty at the party after one body shot.
by Sarah and Jamie June 9, 2007
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Superdry Wanker

Someone that seems to only wear Superdry clothing.
'That guys dressed all in Superdry!'
'What a Superdry Wanker!'
by Tiktackz December 31, 2011
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Sissy wanker

Person who masturbates because they are depressed.
That faggot is such a sissy wanker, there were more tears than cum.
by Awesome19922 April 20, 2011
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crank dat stevie wonder

when a man ejaculates into his hands and spreads the goods onto the eye lashes of his lucious lady friend while she is sleeping, this will prevent her from opening her eyes the fallowing morning after waking up, leaving her blind like the infamous stevie wonder.
"last night, i crank dat stevie wonder on tyquesha, she coudn't see for days"
by Melissa Mayse April 13, 2008
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Sweaty Wanker

The act of wanking to the beat of rap god and snorting cocaine off your step-Gammy’s sweaty ass crack
Damn bro I heard you were at your Gam Gam’s house doing a sweaty wanker.
by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 14, 2019
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