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Walmart

A chain of supermarkets in the USA known for its laughably cheap clothing and its population of lazy fatass white trash and poor ghetto-dwellers. On Black Friday every year, the store basically becomes the real life version of The Purge.
Going to Walmart on Black Friday is a life-or-death situation.
by TriHard Seven March 2, 2016
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Walmart

Friend 1: Hey did you go to Walmart?

Friend 2: Haha like I'd want to invade Iraq
by Nobleus November 10, 2015
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Walmart

Walmart is a place where you can shop and also have lots of fun in. You can either use the shopping carts to hold items or very stupid people. When you use the bathroom most likely one or all the toilets will be clogged. Well using the Walmart bathroom in general is just a bad idea. The people their act like trash and the store never is clean. Good luck shopping in this dump called a store.
by Suck a very large dick December 15, 2017
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walmart

The ghetto cousin that Target disowned where everything from fights to plumbers with buttcracks roam freely and without shame. The knockoff Bath and Body Works, shot guns, whiffle balls, ratchet bras where the wire will pop out in one use, ethnic hair products, goldfish tanks with many floating dead goldfish, and other useless shit are abundant here, most likely produced by labor wreaked kids in sweatshops along the Huang He river.
Lets go to Walmart so I can buy some knockoff Converse and some Drain-O. While I'm in there, I'm going to swing by the tampon isle and carefully evade two fights over some cheap ass Adidas.
by jigglypimp January 16, 2015
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Walmart

The universal embassy that will save us all.
Hey if walmart doesn't have it then nobody will, so the Universal embassy better have this shit!
by Il August 9, 2003
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walmart

if your not going to join us then you will suffer the consiquences. it is the greatest store in the universe and i love working for them. try watching the wallmart episode of south park!!!
i m soo walmart it is the greatest plce on earth
by kate wright September 13, 2005
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Walmarting

The visit to a Walmart Supercenter for a one-stop-shopping of (mainly but not limited to) groceries and feeling good about having saved money.
We go walmarting every Saturday morning without fail.
by tushanbe February 10, 2010
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