Walmart Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag that often "rolls" across the landscape and over cars, often becoming airborne and continuing on until they find an obstacle such as a fence, hedge or tree branch to light upon.

Another common name, Tennesee Tumbleweed, is something of a misnomer, since most are Made in China for Walmart stores, which distribute them worldwide, and are doomed to roam the earth, forever, and choke out all life.

Joe:"There goes another Walmart Tumbleweed down the road."

Laura:"Where do you think they are going?"

Joe:"To find the others and return to the mother ship."

by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011

Walmart Hooker

Guaranteed low-prices, an every day deal!
Basically a very cheap whore.
Usually found at Walmart.
Thinks Walmart is the hottest "Club"
As well as Safeway, Raleys, Savemart, Rite-Aid, etc.
But especially Walmart

Guy 1-Did you hook up with Grace?
Guy 2-Yeah man, she's such a Walmart Hooker.

Guy 1- Hey do you want to buy a hooker?
Guy 2- Yeah, but I don't have enough money.
Guy 1- It's okay, we can just get a Walmart Hooker!
Guy 2- Like Grace?
Guy 1- Exactly!

by Anotheronebitesthedustbunny January 2, 2012

Walmartization

The deliberate restructuring of American corporations to benefit the wealthy owners and stockholders while cheating the workers out of a living wage and benefits.

The Walmartization of American is creating plenty of resentment and a widening gap between the "haves" and "have-not"

by Jones Jenkins December 1, 2013

Walmart Tattoo

Something so generic you'd be guaranteed to see them at every Wal-Mart in the country.

Those chicks all have the same butterfly tattoo over their crack. Buncha Walmart Tattoos

by rd8t April 21, 2015

walamizin

when one acts or feels high and or drunk but has taken no drugs and or has not drank any alcohol. Is often felt late at night when with other people and is unordinarily hyper and giddy.

Man last night me and Tom were walamizin like some stuff, we were laughing at everything...

by Heather S October 27, 2005

Walkable

Having a significant other/ friend with benefits that you are not ashamed to be seen walking in public with.

Rich is walking down the street with Amanda, holding hands. They run into his friend Glenn. Glenn pulls him aside and says "damn bro. You finally picked a girl that's walkable"

by Thatbitch516 August 18, 2013

Walmart pussy

A slutty girl or woman that, much like the store, is known primarily for being cheap and available 24 hours a day, not for the quality of her merchandise. If you're foolish enough to do her, use at least one condom; you don't know where she's been.

Yeah, she's Walmart pussy, but don't you worry about crabs?

by UrbanDic November 23, 2006