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Faithy waithy winy winy

Faithy waithy winy winy was an amazing friend she was always there for me even though she was basically just some water and color. She had the sweetest eyes the smoothest hair but some mean lady Scientist named Amy or whatever poured her down the sink we only knew each other for a few mins maybe even 45 and shes gone. If you ever find a friend like this make sure u never lose her cherish her forever it might even be a human.
Person 1: Have you ever met Faithy waithy winy winy
Person 2: Yeah, she was nice
Person 1: She's dead now she was my best friend
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The Urban Wait

The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.

Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.

(six months later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!

(1 year later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
by urbanwaiting November 23, 2011
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The One Who Waits

The One Who Waits is the main antagonist of the game cult of the lamb,
He is depicted as a three eyed black cat wearing a white coat with a wide red stripe going down the center of the coat.
He basically just tells you what to do and you have to do whatever he says to progress in the story, except for the end.
Guy 1:"Man I just need to type in someone having a boring ass conversation about something I'm writing about for the 50th time, The One Who Waits."
by Certified Nerd May 20, 2023
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Terry Waite's allotment

Self-explanatory to Britishers in the 1990's, this description of unruly hair will puzzle the rest of us, so:
1. Terry Waite served as the Anglican Church's international diplomacy negotiator. In 1987, he was himself taken hostage in Lebanon and held mostly in solitary confinement until his release in 1991. He's a well-known public speaker now.
2. "Allotment" in Britain is an urban rented garden patch.
Hence, Terry Waite's allotment would be untended and weed-choked.
I haven't determined if Waite actually was an allotment holder at the time of his confinement.
The man on the bench had a red beard like Terry Waite's allotment.
by Jesfine January 1, 2005
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Tactical waiting

A gamestyle commonly adopted in FPS games when, knowing where the enemy is coming from, you might wait at a doorway, corner or opening.
The technique is often wrongly called camping by newbs(and also n00bs) aggrovated by your superior techniques.
To be correctly called a tactical waiter, a player must move to complete an objective rather than staying put
Player A: I suck at COD4 i get shot every time i turn a corner
Player B: You need to do more tactical waiting
Player A: I keep dying, this is so aggrovating!
Player B: you should try tactical waiting
by G4NJ February 28, 2008
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Waiting Two There.

Used to subtly alert friends close by that there is some very watchable cleavage created from two ample breast in close proximity or heading in this direction. Taken from the cricket term of "waiting ..... two there" when a ball is caressed but needs to get past the the infielders for two easy runs. "Waiting" for the ball to get past before calling two runs.
A hot chick with a massive rack walks into a bar and someone needs to alert his friends with "waiting .... (pause) ... two there." Waiting Two There.
by Falooser February 16, 2010
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What are you waiting for, Christmas?

Question asked of someone that's taking their sweet time doing something. Like people that sit at green lights forever, as though they're waiting for something to say it's okay for them to go.
Man, the light turned green 10 seconds ago and this guys still sitting there. Come on, go! What are you waiting for, Christmas?
by anonymous November 25, 2004
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