Jonny Wright

Noun.

A small rodent.
This wright is all kinds of wrong. This species is most commonly known for its deception and for mating with everyone outside of his marriage. A super slut, if you will.

A Jonny’s diet mostly consists of pathological lies and likes to think he is a natural predator, though when faced with real danger, fakes injury to escape. (See hognose snake for reference).
You will know you are near a Jonny Wright because they are covered in red flags and axe body spray. But have no fear, if you don’t want to mate with something so small, just comment on its receding hairline to avoid interaction.

To act like Jonny Wright would be a terrible mistake in any situation.

by Nature and karma November 27, 2021

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kensey wright

1. A beautiful girl that is always fun to talk to and has one of the best personalities in existence and will drive you insane.
2. Girl I would fuck.

Damn Kensey Wright is amazing!

by the-b3st August 5, 2015

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Tom Wright

SEXY BEAST OF A MAN, ANY GIRLS DREAM!

"OMG Sarah, did you just see TOM WRIGHT! He was looking hotter than Nuna!"

by BALAMYYY November 10, 2019

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Hayleigh Wright

The most amazing beautiful girl anyone could ever ask for. she has a way to get into your heart with any ease. her eyes are like dark chocolate and her smile could light up the whole sky. easily loveable. wife to Ethan Soakie

Holy shit, did you see Hayleigh Wright? Smokin hot

by Soakalicious June 5, 2017

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Charlie Wright

Fake Phony Rodrick Wannabe whos Not My Rodrick from Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul.

DOAWK Fan at Comic Con #1: Hey! It's Charlie Wright. The Mofo who stared in the horrible DOAWK Long Haul movie.
DOAWK Fan at Comic Con #2: Yeah. He'll never be my Rodrick.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

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