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wood wheel

Wood grain covered steering-wheel; wood grain panel
"Ridin slab in my lac seville, working wood wheel"
by aggtown March 31, 2005
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wood-leggin'

to continually make excuses for short-comings to your superiors, lacking ownership on your own part
The contractor has been wood-leggin' us on all their errors, making up excuses for their failures.
by ConstructionKing September 28, 2012
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wood shampoo

An occurence by which a person is beaten about the head and shoulders with a nightstick or other wooden club.
"HAW HAW HAW,that nigga resisted arrest,and got a wood shampoo for his troubles."
by CrowTard March 26, 2006
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Wood Hick

Person who infests the Wooded Northern Tier of United States much like a wood tick.Closely related to a Hill Billy in mental capacity with a higher propensity for inbreeding.Some pilot huge 4 wheel drives with flags and guns bristling from them, riding around grooving on Elephant Shit.If they live way up nort it is difficult to discern the dialect from Cannucks
Stupid Wood hick votes republicunt and cuts his own throat! After tourist season all that's left is Wood Hicks and Skeeter Feeders.

He isn't a Wood Hick,He's a F.I.B or a Hollywood Lumberjack
by hatchetman1 July 13, 2011
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Wood Worm

A smarmy old pervert that walks around with a creepy smile and a perpetual hard on.
The mall is full of wood worms tonight. Watch out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016
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Wood wide web

The idea that the roots of neighboring trees can be connected by fungal filaments, forming massive underground networks that can span entire forests, similar to internet architecture.

When people speak of the wood-wide web, they are generally referring to the resulting system of interconnected tree roots called a common mycorrhizal network, or CMN. But there’s very little that scientists can say with certainty about how, and to what extent, trees interact via CMNs.

The idea of the wood wide web has inspired many narratives in books, TV, and other media, despite little or no experimental evidence to back up their claims.
The survival horror video game series The Last of Us uses the idea of a wood wide web to drive its narrative by featuring zombies that are controlled by a fungi host. It’s a compelling story, but many mycologists and scientists no longer believe in the scientific claims about fungal networks that inspired its zombie apocalypse.
by 4aminstead November 4, 2023
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wood for sheep

"Wood for sheep" is a trade offer in the famous board game "The Settlers of Catan", where one player wants to trade his resource card showing a sheep against some other player's resource card showing a piece of lumber.

Obviously, this can jokingly hint to "wood" / "woody", ie. an erect male penis, for some "sheep", referring to some furry female body-part, ie. vagina.

So "wood for sheep" is a naughty way of insinuating coitus.

It has recently been shouted out on the famous TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when the cast played "The Settlers of Catan".
"Hey, I've got some wood for sheep. (wink)"
by The12B February 14, 2012
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