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Pussy-whooped

Many people, especially guys, think being pussy whooped is a bad thing!

Real men know it's not a bad thing and they won't have a problem letting you know they are indeed, pussy whooped!

It means that she puts it on you so good that you are discombobulated for a minute afterward and have to gather yourself together before saying anything or moving on with your day or getting yourself to sleep!

It means you would do most anything to have that pussy because you crave it so much!

Real men are proud to be pussy whooped!
"Man, my girl has me so pussy-whooped that my vision is blurred dog!"
by cheLLe1963 April 14, 2022
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whoopeecankered

Adj. Anything or anyone that is crooked, leaning, off-center, unbalanced,twisted, torn up, fucked up, drunk, stoned, or broken up very badly.

This is a very "country" word and is rarely heard outside of Georgia -until now.
I drove that truck right off the road and into a ditch. That sumbitch is way too whoopecankered to fix and is going straight to the front yard with the rest of my broken cars.

I went drinking at Cowboy's last night and got all whoopeecankered on too much Crown and Coke.
by rasdamaan November 16, 2006
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Whoopenstein

(n) great pain; bodily harm
(v) 1. To cause pain or bodily harm 2. word used to imply sex
(n) Harry has had the whoopenstein laid on him.
(v) 1. Harry may now concider himself whoopensteined. 2. How would u like to back to my place and whoopenstein the night away? *smack*
by Lloyd Marshall December 14, 2003
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Whoopness

The feeling you get right before you are going to whoop some ass or can also be used as a feeling before you are about to wax some ass.
I can feel the whoopness in the air; this dude really about to bring the whoopness out of me; i can feel the whoopness down below so this girl really about to get it.
by DeMCe JaK February 26, 2011
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Whoopie Hole

A pleasing void in which a male sticks his penis into for pleasure. Otherwise, the hole makes (preferably a man) very hard, horny, and ready for action.

also see 'vagina' 'ass' 'mouth' 'hole' 'pussy' 'butt' 'rectum'
Ernie: Hey Scott, how was your first time?
Scott: Man, I'll tell you my dick got as hard as a rock, I jammed it inside this whoopie hole and lost complete control.
Ernie: Niiice.
by Mr. Lusty June 11, 2013
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Whoopie cushion effect

When you sit on something too long and then it goes *fart noise... Long*
My shares have had the whoopie cushion effect
by Twicksy February 28, 2018
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whoopensocker

Originated some where in Northern Wisconsin, on hwy 55 just across the reservation line, found a man who ware’s socks with crocks
Check out ol’whoopenscocker spike mike over there traps’n thru the mud in his crocs with socks

whoopensocker (pl. whoopensockers)
(slang, chiefly, Wisconsin) Something remarkably large; whopper.
by Molelake August 26, 2022
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