The feeling you get right before you are going to whoop some ass or can also be used as a feeling before you are about to wax some ass.
I can feel the whoopness in the air; this dude really about to bring the whoopness out of me; i can feel the whoopness down below so this girl really about to get it.
by DeMCe JaK February 26, 2011
Get the Whoopness mug.A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.
1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."
2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."
2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"
by Ben Graham October 12, 2005
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Whoopness • whoopass • WhoreNess • wootness • Whoopenstein • whoopieslap • Wopness Monster • Whoaness • whodiness • Wholeness
by TheShockest1 August 19, 2014
Get the Wholeness mug.Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.
by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003
Get the can of whoopass mug.Whoryness is a term used to describe people or things related to promiscuousness or prostitutiness. A person with chronic whoryness may enjoy sleeping around and could be an actual whore.
If you think you may be whory, you should ask yourself four questions;
Do I dress like a whore?
Do I have sexual relationships with more than one partner at a time?
How many people have I slept with in the past week?
Do people pay me for sex?
If you answered at lest one of these questions with one of the following answers, you are whory;
1- Yes
2- Yes
3- More than 3
4- Yes
If you think you may be whory, you should ask yourself four questions;
Do I dress like a whore?
Do I have sexual relationships with more than one partner at a time?
How many people have I slept with in the past week?
Do people pay me for sex?
If you answered at lest one of these questions with one of the following answers, you are whory;
1- Yes
2- Yes
3- More than 3
4- Yes
ACT OF WHORYNESS
Man- Excuse me miss, may I participate in a sexual act with you?
Woman- I suppose so, but I'm quite tired since I've participated in six acts of intercourse in the past twenty-four hours.
Man- Holy fuck, you're whory.
Man- Excuse me miss, may I participate in a sexual act with you?
Woman- I suppose so, but I'm quite tired since I've participated in six acts of intercourse in the past twenty-four hours.
Man- Holy fuck, you're whory.
by Carmen Sante July 29, 2007
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v. whoopass, whoop·azz, (whupaz) or Whoopass wup·ass, Whoopass
v. tr.
To strike repeatedly.
To subject to repeated beatings or physical abuse; batter.
To punish by hitting or whipping; flog.
To strike against repeatedly and with force; whuppin': served as a can or six-pack.
To defeat or subdue, as in a contest.
To force to withdraw or retreat: server a sixpack of whoopass on the enemy.
Informal. To be superior to or better than: I am about to open a can of whoopass on him.
Slang. 'bout to open the six pack of whoopass.
Informal.
To avoid or counter the effects of, often by thinking ahead; circumvent: I better open a six pack of whoopass.
To deprive, as by craft or ability: He opened a six pack of whoopass on me 'n took my 20 dollars.
Physics. To cause a reference wave to combine with (a second wave) so that the frequency of the second wave can be studied through time variations in the amplitude of the combination.
v. intr.
To inflict repeated beatings.
To obliterate; whoop.
To emit sound when struck: He screamed like a bitch when i open a can of whoopass on 'em.
n.
A stroke or blow, especially one that produces a sound or serves as a signal to others.
Physics. A variation in amplitude that results from the superpositioning of two or more waves of different frequencies. When sound waves are combined, the variation is heard as a pulsation in the sound of whooptitude.
v. whoopass, whoop·azz, (whupaz) or Whoopass wup·ass, Whoopass
v. tr.
To strike repeatedly.
To subject to repeated beatings or physical abuse; batter.
To punish by hitting or whipping; flog.
To strike against repeatedly and with force; whuppin': served as a can or six-pack.
To defeat or subdue, as in a contest.
To force to withdraw or retreat: server a sixpack of whoopass on the enemy.
Informal. To be superior to or better than: I am about to open a can of whoopass on him.
Slang. 'bout to open the six pack of whoopass.
Informal.
To avoid or counter the effects of, often by thinking ahead; circumvent: I better open a six pack of whoopass.
To deprive, as by craft or ability: He opened a six pack of whoopass on me 'n took my 20 dollars.
Physics. To cause a reference wave to combine with (a second wave) so that the frequency of the second wave can be studied through time variations in the amplitude of the combination.
v. intr.
To inflict repeated beatings.
To obliterate; whoop.
To emit sound when struck: He screamed like a bitch when i open a can of whoopass on 'em.
n.
A stroke or blow, especially one that produces a sound or serves as a signal to others.
Physics. A variation in amplitude that results from the superpositioning of two or more waves of different frequencies. When sound waves are combined, the variation is heard as a pulsation in the sound of whooptitude.
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Middle English wupten, from Old English wuptenass. See whau aus- in Indo-European Roots.
Synonyms: beat, 3batter, 1belabor, buffet, 2hammer, lambaste, pound, 2pummel, thrash
These verbs mean to hit heavily and repeatedly with violent blows: was mugged and servered a six pack of whoopass; basted him with a stick; was served a can of whoopass in the boxing ring; rioting students served a six pack of whoopass by police officers; buffeted him with her open palm; hammered the opponent with his fists; lambasted every challenger; troops pounded with mortar fire; pummeled the bully soundly; thrashed the thief for stealing the candy. See also synonyms at defeat
Middle English wupten, from Old English wuptenass. See whau aus- in Indo-European Roots.
Synonyms: beat, 3batter, 1belabor, buffet, 2hammer, lambaste, pound, 2pummel, thrash
These verbs mean to hit heavily and repeatedly with violent blows: was mugged and servered a six pack of whoopass; basted him with a stick; was served a can of whoopass in the boxing ring; rioting students served a six pack of whoopass by police officers; buffeted him with her open palm; hammered the opponent with his fists; lambasted every challenger; troops pounded with mortar fire; pummeled the bully soundly; thrashed the thief for stealing the candy. See also synonyms at defeat
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