pod wad

Someone that is so obsessed with apple products that they are oblivious to anything going on in the real world.

Look at Knut! That pod wad almost got hit by that car because he wasn't paying attention. Who crosses the road while surfing the internet on an iphone?

That pod wad has no idea his 9 year old son just hit a home run in the baseball game because he's on his ipad.

by matthewPwal January 11, 2012

wad of hundies

A stack of $100 bills.

I didn't know Susan has so much money, but I just saw a wad of hundies on her desk.

by Surreality. March 30, 2011

Wad-In-A-Bowl

(n) What most Star Trek, Star Wars, and graphic novel fans would have become if their parents had foreseen their pitiful, obsessive adult existences before engaging in the act that created them.

George and Mary watched in shame as their 30 year old son Kyle ascended from his basement bedroom in full costume and jabbering excitedly about what would be his twelfth Comic Con in as many months. As he waited in the front yard for the rest of his unemployed friends, they wondered if mankind would have better served if they have put the Wad-In-A-Bowl.

by URallabunchofidiots July 10, 2018

wad and shove

a meticulous method of stealing things.

First, you must go into a dressing room. Then, you wad the thong up in a little ball and shove it in your crack.

“i’m gonna wad and shove this one” “you better be careful, there’s a lot of security here”

by wadderandshover March 2, 2020

back wad

A wedgie

I have a gnarly back wad! Can u cover for me while I pull it?

by Saoirse456 April 23, 2020

Cunt Wad

Some cunts shitty kid

Your cunt wad's a piece of shit just like you.

by Sweetness1977 April 27, 2016

Wad Socket

A slut. A slut’s pussy. Well used. Accepts any hot load.

Rachel is a wad socket.

I found out my wife’s a wad socket.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018