wad of hundies

A stack of $100 bills.

I didn't know Susan has so much money, but I just saw a wad of hundies on her desk.

by Surreality. March 30, 2011

pod wad

Someone that is so obsessed with apple products that they are oblivious to anything going on in the real world.

Look at Knut! That pod wad almost got hit by that car because he wasn't paying attention. Who crosses the road while surfing the internet on an iphone?

That pod wad has no idea his 9 year old son just hit a home run in the baseball game because he's on his ipad.

by matthewPwal January 11, 2012

tard-wad

The act of being a complete moron. It replaces more offensive words that piss people off.

Person 1: Did you see that guy use his baby as a hacky sack?
Person 2: Yeah, what a tard-wad.

by Meetah April 19, 2010

Wad Mitts

The tissues a guy cums into when he is jerking off. He essentially catches the wad of cum in the tissue, as if the tissues were a baseball mitt.

Stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.

by BNoles November 10, 2009

pimp wad

a) a large sum of cash (usually bound together with a rubberband) that is carried around by a pimp after his ho's have submitted their daily earnings.

b) representative of a large sum of cash

Dizzle rolled into the dealership dropped a pimp wad and rolled out with a phat Hummer

by DookieDoo August 14, 2006

Wad Socket

A slut. A slut’s pussy. Well used. Accepts any hot load.

Rachel is a wad socket.

I found out my wife’s a wad socket.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

back wad

A wedgie

I have a gnarly back wad! Can u cover for me while I pull it?

by Saoirse456 April 23, 2020