Vancing

When you have sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy".

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me today he was Vancing last night.

by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024

Vagina Vance

It means “badass” or a guy that gets a lot of pussy

Did you know Noah made out with 6 girls this week? He’s a Vagina Vance!

by Kyler76 November 15, 2019

Vancing

Having intimate relations with couches or furniture

I caught my friend vancing with his couch.

by Yep it’s August 8, 2024

vanced

to have had sex with furniture, usually cushions from a couch or chair

On spring break, JD got drunk and vanced the couch before passing out on it, and we did not get the deposit back because of the stains.

by vancedcouch July 29, 2024

Vance

To make sweet sweet love to a couch

"I had such a rough week. I'm ready to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."

by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024

Vance

To have sexual relations with an inanimate object in a very precise, meticulous manner.

Phil don't need no girlfriend. He vances his roomba Friday nights. He only needs a blanket, a couple sandwich bags and a charged up roomba and and he's good for the weekend.

Motherf*cker vanced my vacuum cleaner last weekend and now the floor sweeper's all f*cked up.

by Corvid14 July 25, 2024

Vance

Vance (verb): To have carnal relations with an inanimate object, particularly furniture such as a couch or sectional.

I wouldn't sit there - John just vanced that chair.

Oh my God Becky, that guy is vancing in the Ikea showroom!

Bob, that couch is dead sexy. I want to vance it.

by MIR482 July 27, 2024