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Valvados

Yaoi Queen. There was a story of his greatness, he who would cleanse the land of dirt and grind and spread the teachings of Yaoi. He was once thought to be the Son of Yaoi-Oh!, the creator of Yaoist, the art of sexualized manga characthers.
Yaoi Queen is actually the son of the God of Yaoism, Spartanus.
Yaoi Queen's task is to bring the world Yaoi and let their hearts open to the possibility of become one with him, the state of mind called YaoiVana la Valisca. There the world of thought is like basking in human ejaculation and saliva. The scents of fresh fruit and honey overwhelm the mind for an eternal orgasm.
Valvados, the queen fairy, the prophet of pimp, ladyboy of lust, wearing a loincloth of slick that tickles the genitalia as well as the medulla oblongata, rides a carriage dragged by men whose images invoke Inu-Yasha, Link, Iori and others will bring forth a wave of love to open the minds of evil doers everywhere.
Praise be to Valvados, our yaoi queen, our prince of peniality, may the yaoi-ism be with you.
Valvados's sword of yaoi, the mighty blade, Erectus Yasha, swung forth and cut the evil minds and let the yaoi flow into their souls to bathe them in purity and joy.
A-Yaoi.
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Valverde

A Valverde's is usually extremely attractive they are smart,mentally and physically strong,loving,romantic and successful.
He's such a Valverde.Or. He looks like a valverde.
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valedicktorian

she's a valeDICKtorian
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farthologist valve

a person who works in the study of farthology
this word can be used to mean any word in the world aslong as you use it right !
1)you naughty boy !!!! farthologise immediately !! ... im tholly
2)dan: jake what lesson do we have next ?.... jake : we got french then double farthologial studies !....dan: i think we have a cover cos mr fartholijson is ill today
3) dan : what seems to be the problem doctor ?..... doctor : im afraid there is a problem with your farthologist valve
by nigel simpson March 15, 2007
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canooter valve

1.)Butthole! Yay!

2.) A huge fart that comes from your ass. (See example)
Did someone just bust thier canooter valve?
by I am not Anonymous October 28, 2007
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Booty Valve

The valve of an inner asshole.

some assholes have them, Including the assholes you met in school.

They are useless due to forcing you to spit out shit from your mouth while shitting.
"Whats that?"

"gURRL DAS A BOOTY VALVE"
by fuckyouokbye May 20, 2014
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valver

enthusiasts term for the finest of old skool renault engines, the 1.8 16v
usually found in the clio and also the 'old mans' 19
clio not to be mistaken for the lowlier RT see nova boy
just thrashed a VTS in me valver
by casper November 21, 2003
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