valengine's day

what men call Valentine's Day when they expect to get laid at the end of the evening.

Travis: "I pulled out all the stops for my girl this Valentine's Day, I am soooo getting laid tonight!"
John: "Nice bro, sounds like you're going to celebrate Valengine's Day!"
Travis: "Totes!"

by GlazeHer January 26, 2014

Valea

A Valea is a very crazy and beautiful Person. You're glad if you have a Valea in your life

I'm so sad, i need a Valea in my life

by eeemss January 6, 2017

vale de maceiras

the end of the world.

omg the vale de maceiras is coming!

by dfgfdh March 30, 2008

valejino

fucking idiot...u can also say u fucken valejino, which would be like saying u fucken fucking idiot

Naomi is the biggest valejino i know.

by ApparentlyLina May 2, 2008

Valentendonitis

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.

Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.

by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

ValentIDES Day

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

by darwinplanet February 6, 2012

Valenfine

The Valentine one settles for when Valentine's day is approaching. Not a particularity enduring or cute person, but someone you will accept out of desperation.

Friend 1- "Josh is so cute! you guys are going to be adorable on Valentine's day"
Friend 2- "Nah, he's just my valenfine"

by Zsophia February 10, 2014