by L/ly March 29, 2009
something, e.g. a cock, a dildo, a finger or a stick, that is inserted into the vagina. It would especially denote a penis.
The girl is frightened of vaginers.
by uttam maharjan November 12, 2010
by Marissa and Lauren January 15, 2008
by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick September 22, 2008
To thrust while sitting using only hip motions. Usually in sync with a repetive noise. Can be used to stop the feeling of having to pee.
by Courtney and Jesse and Julio May 30, 2008
A person who received a Bachelor of Science in Vagriculture from Cornell University, writing a thesis on non-chemical alternatives to Vagisil, for whom the pressure of loan debt required a career progression into vaginal reconstruction.
Mary: "I just had twins, naturally, and while my pussy aches and requires secondary treatment by a vagiculturalist, I still want to be tight."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."
by Mumble Tumpkin March 06, 2018
"Bro you havent gotten laid in months? You must have vaginitis, go to the fuckin doctor and get teh fuck away from me before i catch it..."
by pandaman June 28, 2006