Vans

Shoes mostly worn by skaters. They are not that expensive, lots of designs, comfortable as hell, and will last you a really long time. All all around great shoes. Also just because one wears vans and doesn't skate does not make them a poser, unless they claim to skate but they don't. I don't skateboard at all, I wear them because of the reasons I listed earlier. They are just shoes people come on

Idiot: Hey man those are nice Vans, looks like you don't skate a lot cause they are in good shape.
Person: I don't skate at all actually
Idiot: You are such a poser
Person: Go jump in front of a truck right now

by asdfghkl;' August 22, 2008

Vanessa

Smart, creative, and fun loving. Able to adapt to any situation. Vanessa's are usually slim and sexy with an adorable look. Able to talk her way out of any situation and able to bullshit her way into any as well. With a caring, loving, and honest personality she is usually hard to keep still. Keeping a Vanessa's attention will prove to be imposible. Easliy distracted. Loves family and friends and loves to talk. She can be your best friend or your WORST enemy. Not easy to anger but she is spiteful to the ones who hurt her family and friends.

Vanessa has a great personality and an awesome figure!! One of the hottest chicks ever seen. She is slender and short. Even though she doesn't have large breast or a plump butt she is still one of the sexiest people I have ever met. What I wouldn't give to keep her attention. Vanessa is nothing short of a goddess

by Justaguy!!! February 5, 2010

vans

skater shoes that will last for a long time and are pretty cool looking and not that expensive

me:dude look at this awesome slip-ons

my friend:heck yes those are awesome!

by !@#$%^&* May 16, 2005

Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa

In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

by Peelings April 7, 2017

Vanessa

Vanessa would be defined as someone who is very hot, dumb but smart, funny, gorgeous, social, and very caring. Her family members often find her annoying but that's because their jealous. At school everyone wants to be with Vanessa, she's pretty known in school. Vanessa is athletic as well and loves being active all the time. Vanessa is almost always in a positive mindset and always making others smile. However, she is more sensitive than she reveals herself to be. Vanessa is someone to spend a lifetime with. Friends, boyfriends, everyone loves her and her personality. She's the life of any party, she such a fun-crazy girl, and she's definitely a rare.

Person #1: Damn, Vanessa is just popin

by DAFORTUNETELLER August 14, 2018

Vanessa

A name

Person 1: wow, that girl won’t stop talking
Person 2: yeah, she must be a Vanessa

by Elizabeth Aspen October 11, 2018

Vanishified

When something disappears.

He's gone vanishified!

by The O Zone 123 February 22, 2019