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milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016
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utter shuffle

when a girl or woman has to get in there and scratch her boobs.
man did you see that girl doin the utter shuffle?! it was actually kinda hot
by UncleNasty May 21, 2008
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Kyle Utter

Imagine a clock with only one hand... what would you call that useless. Kyle Utter is just that, useless.
I was going to do my homework, but then my pencil became a Kyle Utter
by The Truth about kyle December 17, 2018
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utter licker

A hillbilly that’s 5’4 or shorter and missing at least the front two teeth, uses insults such as fat ass, tumble weed, whore, tulip, Rollie pollie and flat tire. Questionably gay but probably.
Oh ya well your an utter licker!!
by Blobfish2.0 December 8, 2021
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Utter Tutt

Northern English colloquialism used as a variant to the phrase ‘utter shite’. Reclaimed as an affectionate term to describe clutter or additional items in a home.

Tutt is basically crap you don’t need but by god do you want. A non necessity, but a self indulgent luxury. Tutt is comfort. Tutt makes a home.
The house was covered in Utter Tutt.
What did he get you for Christmas? Utter Tutt.
Tk maxx is filled with Utter Tutt
by The Northern Translator January 22, 2022
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swinging utters

Banging a girl that has recently given birth and her swaying tits start lactating
I was drilling that new mom I have been seeing the other night and her swinging utters soaked the bed
by tbone23 August 3, 2015
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An utter jackass

Someone who posts urban dictionary descriptions of their name and then brags about them on Instagram
People think I'm an utter jackass because I posted a story of a random pseudo philosophical phrase on Instagram
by A random pig November 20, 2021
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