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The Wild Turkey

A sexual act involving 5 men and one woman. The woman is penetrated in her pussy, asshole, and mouth while she jacks off the other two men.
I heard she likes the sausage.
Maybe we should give her the wild turkey.
Gobble Gobble
by Giant Panda Bear October 24, 2008
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Carving the Turkey

The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)
Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.
by Ltrainman February 27, 2007
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turckle

when you get touched in the balls and it hurts and tickles at the same time.
friend: *touches me with foot in balls*

me: OH MY GOD! IT TURCKLED!
by cowboycharlie September 12, 2012
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turkey fast

going on a fast-- eating nothing-- except turkey. This can be done for several days after Thanksgiving. It cleans out your digestive system and also your fridge.
--There was half a turkey left over after Thanksgiving. So, I decided to detox my body with a turkey fast
by Doctor Science November 28, 2012
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turlet treat

Any food item comsumed while sitting on a public turlet, due to incapability of holding in one's grumpy long enough to finish a meal.

Most commonly occurs during a bang bang or the highly stigmatized double bang bang.
Steve indulged in a turlet treat at the local pizzeria.
by Grumpelstiltzkin January 18, 2016
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turkied up

To consume large amounts of wild turkey 101, get blacked out drunk, and make piss poor decisions
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning?
Dude#2. Like total shit. I got all turkied up, scored an 8 ball, blew all my money, and the wife is super pissed.

Dude#1. You will learn one of these days.
by Cheetoman69er February 4, 2017
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waterloo turkey wing

when an elderly woman uses the flabby skin beneath her arms and slaps it against a man's penis to help him achieve orgasm.
Frieda gave me a waterloo turkey wing last night after bingo. It was about everything you expect it to be.
by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 3, 2013
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