tonta

Spanish for a female of low intelligence, often making the same ridiculous errors in judgement. Is also easily amused...somewhat like a shmoe

"Kristi stop running through the snow, you have your church clothes on!" "Okayyyy..." as she continues to dart through the snow... "GEEEE what a TONTA!"

by Pedo Vedo January 13, 2009

tuna cunt

An unwashed vagina with a strong putrid fish bouquet that will most likely give you an infection where you will pee razor blades for a month.

Damn! That ho that I scored last night at the club had one tuna cunt, but I fucked her any way.

by chris musico March 26, 2008

tuna taco

Another name for the female genitalia.

I think I'll go get me some tuna taco tonight.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

Creamy Tuna Surprise

A creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her snatch a few minutes prior.

Chet: Yo braaaa! Where ya been?

Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.

Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?

Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

tentacle

1. A large rapeing arm of an octopus who rapes innocent japanese school children and is feared by sailors

2. the act of being reincarnated as a serial rapist

3. A gayman's penis

tentacle hentai
giant octopus tentacle
tentacle fred
tentacle rapists

by Im scared of tentacles June 5, 2011

big tuna

Jim from "The Office"

I brought a tuna sandwich one day, so he calls me big tuna.

by Ben Shanahan April 3, 2007

tuna can

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004