russian trampoline

A sex act that involves bearded men, vodka and vigorous sex. Coined during the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see what happening on the winter olympics last night?"
Guy 2: "I know right, Vladimir Putin went to town doing the russian trampoline with all those figure skaters and lumberjacks."

by Rilox February 8, 2014

trampaline

having sex with an overweight man\woman while ur on top bouncing around on them like a trampaline

dam nigga that hoe was a trampaline last night, i bounced 3feet off that whale

by 0montezuma0 November 13, 2007

Trampoline Hangover

The pain you feel after spending large amounts of time on a trampoline.

Ohh damnn I have a bad trampoline hangover.

by can I just tell you May 23, 2009

Spanish Trampoline

Stick your big toe in a girls vagina, and bite off her pube hair at the same time. Put her pube hair above her lip, like a spanish person witha mustache.

My dick hurt so i just did a spanish trampoline on my bitch

by Dr. Cupcakes October 31, 2009

Trampeline Fuck

The act of having sex completely naked on a trampeline. Usually during intercourse the partners bounce up and down, while moaning really loud because of the hard penetration.

guy 1: dude i did my girl yesterday and it felt hella good
guy 2: damn! give me details
guy 3: i trampeline fucked her and it was the best sex i ever had

by tennnis12 March 26, 2009

Trumpole

A dumbass or jerk who refuses to concede defeat to their opponent, but instead gears up for all kinds of mischief or devilry to frustrate and prevent them from moving forward.

The world recently witnessed the undemocratic and idiotic support of a trumpole by 19 Republican state attorney generals and 126 morally corrupt buffoons of Congress, who would likely go down in the history books as an awful bunch of fake and inept lawmakers, who had sold their souls to the devil out of fear for a Pharisee-in-Chief, who is quietly laughing at them for their blind faith in him.

by MathPlus December 15, 2020

trumpinet

A prank by kids in junior high school and high school bands in which a trumpet is played with a clarinet mouthpiece.

Lookie here! I'm playin' da trumpinet!

by pentozali November 10, 2006