Ass trumpeter

A misguided fool who repeats and spreads the lies and misinformation of an uneducated buffoon.

After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.

by dj power punch October 17, 2020

Donald Trumped

To fuck something up so horrendously that there’s no way to repair it or cover it up, as with the presidents response to the COVID 19 pandemic.

Man, I left you in charge of this job and you Donald Trumped the fuck out of it, to the point that there’s no way to fix it OR cover it up. We’re screwed.

by Mattydamoose November 15, 2020

Donald trumped

When every asshole narcisisit in world or us of a who needs someone to scapegoat because they cant stand to see someone who has the same atributes of them or cant see the forest through tress gets out there with other assholes like them self to become Donaled trumped in a mystifying mass hysteria . carry alot of signs make art, think they are arrogantlyh informed and are throwing stones in mirror of themself and call people names before they have or feel repsonible to cure themself of what they are. Arrogantly display signs and defects of social failures and use a puppet man to throw stones because they need something to become violently involved in wear buttons signs and protest ... while being conservatively very george orwell animal farm themself.. Donald trumped....

The whole pack of neoconservative hippies from day and the narcicisistic liberals were all out pushing the vote and hating on president getting all donald trumped over it when they refuse to look at themself as he is them in a different body . eats macdonalds paranoid . could care less about nothing but money. dont like dogs. reprivef turkeys on thanksgiving. and have to follow trendy things to feel concern and hate to face truth and think they are large and over people no soul and its alla bout them..

by assholemagnet December 2, 2020

Get Trumped

go f*ck yourself

This will be double stinging if they support this moronic, narcissistic, lying, misogynistic, sexual-assaulting, adulterous, double-crossing, tax-evading, draft-dodging, unpatriotic seditious, & racist bastard.

If we make his name synonymous with the joke that he is, maybe this will be his only lasting legacy.

I can't wait till the Republicans are back in power & finally fix everything.

Get Trumped!

by Ugotrumped! June 12, 2022

Trumpeteer

When the male ejaculates, making a wet fart sound out of the hole of the member.

It was hard to whack off at camp because of the Trumpeteer!

by deefer May 21, 2008

trampede

a combination of a stampede and to trample, usually involving a large group of people

The poor bystanders watched as a group of Humanitarians trampeded down the hallway to a book signing.

by Alex55555 January 24, 2009

ass trumpeter

Experienced jazzmusicians that also could scat singing while ass trumpeting, this art of music expression was invented by pig-flatulence-singers(that also founded rusty gillespie) in the 1920s when jazz had it's raw form.

Jazzsingers often pushed a trumpet in their ass and started to fart while helping it by the scat-singing or even double trumpeting(from ass to mouth), the most famous ass trumpeter was DIZZY GILLESPIE who invented all kinds of gillespie-singing (mouth to pig ass, pig ass trumpeting, rusty gillespieing pig ass...), he often had several trumpetes by self and trumpeted in broadway.

The successor of dizzy gillespie was Scatman who is now the most famous rusty gillespie singer in the world, scatman mastered ass trumpeting in the 50s while having an accidental sexual event with a pig(olympigs 1950 in tokyo).

Scatman mastered his scat singing and ass trumpeting from the first to the last pig in his career of a pig championist and ass trumpeter

by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 2, 2010