Truck-kun

A mysterious, otherworldy being of inscrutable nature. He/She/It/They will randomly manifest as a truck barreling down a highway towards a poor, unsuspecting ordinary person, often resulting in the target's demise. Rumors suggest it may actually be transporting the victims into alternate universes that resemble fantasy versions of the High Middle Ages, that the victim may begin a new, wondrous life.

Reki: Did you hear? Some poor schmuck got ran over by a truck at the intersection. They somehow didn't find his body.
Kotaro: Hmm. I reckon it was Truck-kun. He's probably learning magic and getting all the ladies now.

by Intelligence001 September 16, 2022

Jingle Truck

Any cargo truck, primarily used in the Middle East and Asia, that has been adorned around the bottom with a large number of metal trinkets, usually hanging from small chains, that produce a jingling noise while the truck is driven.

"Did you just see that?"
"What?"
"That jingle truck almost ran into that cab."

by ZJL6 July 19, 2009

sick truck

What the residents of Chicago's ghetto call an ambulance.

Mr. Polices!! That motha fucka just bust me upside the head!! I be needin da sick truck.

by poop master general March 26, 2016

billy truck

Slang for Bentley truck! Rappers use it

It’s a billy truck

by rapfacts101010 January 9, 2018

grape tractor

a way of life, a saying, a representation of love.

"bro do you know grape tractor?"
"of course bro, I thought everybody knew about it"

by mtsharry August 5, 2021

Go wait in the truck

The equivalent of a time-out. This phrase is used towards a person who is negatively impacting the event you are at. It is often directed towards drunk people. It can also be used to mean that the person who is assisting you in a task is utterly incompetent or useless.

Steve: "I'm gonna fuckin' fight that fucker! He fuckin' spilled beer on my elbow!"
Dave: "Steve, you're drunk. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."

OR

(Some friends are assembling IKEA furniture)
Mark: "So this looks like you put the plastic thing in the end with the wood thing and then tighten it with the metal thing."
Joe: "You're holding the instructions upside down, asshole, and it's called an Allen Wrench. Why don't you just go wait in the truck."

by Serequel August 11, 2012

trucker bomb

A plastic container (could be a milk jug or a water bottle) that a trucker pisses in while he is driving his truck. Then he throws it out of the window so that he does not have to stop to relieve the call of nature. Can also be a plastic bag and feces may be involved.

"Don't get hit with that trucker-bomb"

by pedro romero June 20, 2005