by d.n. citoyen February 2, 2015
Get the tiffin mug.The Slovakian Traffic Cone (or STC) is a sexual activity involving a large, preferably yellow, traffic cone. The cone doesn’t have to be Slovakian in origin, but it is highly recommended. Their are two people needed, a “giver” and a “mixer.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:
1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.
3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.
4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.
5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.
6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.
3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.
4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.
5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.
6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022
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A single vehicle moving at a slow speed, blocking vehicles from normal travel. Has been know to cause strokes.
by scottster July 25, 2006
Get the traffic clot mug.Someone who does provocative things like texting, talking, checking facebook, etc. on their cell phones while driving, completely disregarding the safety of everyone else.
That traffic troll I saw at the red stop got into a car crash because he was focusing too much on his texting.
by Defenitions June 20, 2010
Get the Traffic Troll mug.One who goes around a traffic circle or round about. To piss of other drivers because people going in must yield to the people going around. Being one can be quite fun, but being a victim is very annoying. Other drivers will sometimes join in on the traffic circle jerking.
Traffic Circle Jerks
Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:
Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.
Shotgun:
Hey lets traffic circle jerk man.
Driver:
Yea man let piss off the people yielding.
Person who is yielding:
Would you look at this asshole.
by ARealCoolCat September 10, 2011
Get the Traffic Circle Jerks mug.when the skate park or skate spot is packed full of other skaters making it hard to do tricks/throw runs
SKATER A: Dude this is ridiculous, I've waited 15 minutes and only ollied the three stair once!
SKATER B: Yeah man there is way to much skater traffic here, lets dip.
SKATER B: Yeah man there is way to much skater traffic here, lets dip.
by Pr0d1gyKid April 9, 2008
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