cunt tree

A whole bunch of related peoples all descended from one cunt.
A family tree with a cunt at the top. Because of the cunt and its inherent value, you need to apply for a visa to enter.

Which cunt tree are you from? My mother's cunt!

by jack2345678 January 25, 2011

semen tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.

Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.

by tomatoboy April 7, 2005

Nigger Tree

1) The tree at a diverse campus at which the clique of Niggers congregates. Typically, is the furthest from the school building and water fountains but commonly is seen with the campus cop nearby. The Nigger Tree is often the scene of fights between Nigger Bitches (also see Nigger Cunts) over a Nigger Boy. Loud, immature and niggerdly behaviour is commonly witnessed around the Nigger Tree.

2) The large tree of choice in rural. southern US towns in which racists hang Niggers.

Definition #1 used in a sentence:

Eli: "Hey Peyton. Want to hang out with LeBron and Dwayne under the Nigger Tree today at lunch?"

Peyton: "I'd love to Eli but I gotta say that's probably a poor choice in judgment given how all those Niggers cut up and cause such a ruckus under the Nigger Tree. Let's just see them after school at practice."

Definition #2 used in a sentence:

Vincent: "Hey guys, what should we do with this dead nigger?"

Jules: "I don't know how I ended up in your scene defining a Nigger Tree but I'm gonna roll with it cuz I'm not the dead Nigger."

Jimmie: "Does my house say Dead Nigger Storage on it? No, I don't think it does! Why don't you two motherfuckers go hang him on the local Nigger Tree."

by PenisBeavis September 4, 2011

tree branch

When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.

I tree branched that bitch last night.

by BlingBling June 7, 2005

treefs

1. Large and horselike teeth
2. Teeth that are generally disturbing in appearance

With Mr. Ed treefs like that, the man needs to use a pencil as a toothpick.

That girl look like she got hit by a car in the face with all those busted up treefs.

by D.Cooper October 2, 2007

Treefense

Noun. A form of basketball defense in which the defender mimics a tree. This is often accomplished by waving your hands majestically like a tree's branches in the wind. Occasionally the defender slaps gently at the ball in the opponent's hands. The goal of treefense is to prevent the opponent from scoring by making them laugh and miss their shot.

Bob could not stop Eston's drive to the hoop so he used treefense to win the game.

by Robert Krauss December 8, 2007

tree nerd

nerds who sit in trees close to a persons wifi network and steal his bandwith

my wireless network is so slow have you checked for tree nerds lately?

by lkymky April 23, 2008