toaster leavings

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.

I'm going to have me some toaster leavings

by The Admiral July 8, 2003

Toaster Baptism

When you drop an unplugged toaster on a baby who is sitting in a bath tub filled with one inch of water. You then take the baby’s body and use it to make baby powder and baby oil. Then you sell the products for a profit to buy a new baby.

Adam: Do you want to perform a Toaster Baptism
Thomas: Of course

by Yeetix February 11, 2020

Toaster

Street slang referreing to a pistol, especially semi-automatic Glock .380 cal, .45 cal, and 9 mm pistols.

"Yo Simmy, I'm a pop them toasters on them suckas!"

by Inked July 31, 2006

toasted walnut

A lesbian sexual experience when a girl puts Nutella on her partner's clit, blows on it and then licks it off.

Person 1: Wow, Rachel gave Jamie a toasted walnut last night.
Person 2: I wish I was Jamie.

by Jennifer Wychek January 22, 2017

freshly toasted

being nicely fucked up directly after blazing your ass off

dean: hey man, why u late for class?

me: cus man, im freshly toasted

dean: o...ok, good talk

by o'deezy May 18, 2006

inter-trysted

cyber romance

i'm inter-trysted with this chick/dude i met online...

by xavierreivax October 5, 2010

dutch toaster oven

to cup one's hand behind their ass and drop a silent but deadly butt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person's nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.

Steve wanted to impress his date so he gave her the dutch toaster oven as a surprise gift.

by Barancy Peloma October 3, 2012