donkey tots

When the breasts of a woman are small and hairy, resembling those of a donkey.
See: donkey tits.

"Whoa bro did you see that shiz?"

"Fo sho whodie those some real donkey tots"

by Dutchassturd January 19, 2008

Brotato Tots

A mystical insomniac that wins his opponents over by pelting bolts at their foreheads and glaciating them with chilling ice barrages.

He was acting very brotato tots when he went on a Bambi-slaying rampage last evening.

by The Great Brotato Tots December 18, 2012

Titter Tots

The act of taking Tatter Tots, cooking them, and then using the sweat that is underneath a female's breast, preferably a fat girl, and using that as sauce for your Tatter Tots.

-Hey man, do you want some food?
-Sure, do you have Tatter Tots?
-No, but i have Titter Tots.
-OK, even better.

by Guantanemo Bay November 17, 2016

aqua tots

The small tater tot sized turds that splash when they hit the water.

Dude I'm sorry but I used all your toilet paper up. I dropped a bunch of aqua tots off at the pool and got some major splash-back.

by DannikJerriko February 16, 2018

tattered your tots

To piss someone off; to get someone mad or angry, to tatter one's tots

Chris: "Ugh I hate you. You are so annoying."

Remzson : Geez, who tattered your tots?

by GerbieJean May 11, 2013

Tatered your tots

To piss someone off; to get someone mad or angry, to tater one's tots

Remzson: "I hate you. You are so annoying."

Chris: "Geez, who tatered your tots?"

by GerbieJean May 30, 2013

Calm your tots

What you say when someone needs to chill out! Calm your tots!

She needs to calm your tots!!

by Bunifer April 19, 2018