Torio

An asian girl who's family is from the philipines, she hates posers, and unoriginal people!!!some time she's a hypocrite, and swears alot!But is also a very good friend , she likes screamo music and anime.Get's rashes easily and has skin diseases.

Jessica was up all night watching anime....she is such a Torio

Sakura's family is from the philipines she is a Torio.

by shakakan August 3, 2007

Torious

This is by far the most beautiful girl in the whole world. She's unique and funny. She loves with all her heart and is super sweet. She's a gutta chick, and always has her mans back. A Torious is someone who will keep you interested and always have you coming back for more. She will throw some boes if she needs to. But trys to avoid it at all costs. A Torious is some one of extravagent beauty and flawless features. She will always give you a reason to smile. She knows how to put it down in the bedroom, and has her man begging for more. She don't fuck with bustas, and make sure her man takes care of her. She has great goals in life, and won't let anyone get in her way. A Torious is a keeper.

Wow, that girl is such a Torious.

I wish I was more of a Torious.

by Iloveyou413 December 5, 2010

triton

A digital workstation synthesizer produced by the American company Korg. Known for their predictable, realistic sounds and large size. Most often used by New Age, Hip-Hop and Pop musicians. Also, Often toted on stage by mainstreamhip-hop acts, as a sort of status symbol.

When Eminem performed on SNL, his keyboardist had two full size Tritons, even though the second one was never touched.

by earthman June 11, 2006

ukranian purple tortoise

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge

Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.

by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009

Mitsubishi triton

For the go anywhere vehicle that wont break the bank or the car. Often seen towing out Ford maverick and patrols

I can tow and drive on the soft stuff such as grass and sand. My Mitsubishi triton will go anywhere

by No_imitations February 17, 2019

triton hammer

A clevis or shackle misused as a hammer. Also refers to the flagrant misuse of a critical handtool or piece of equipment as a hammer, due to the mental retardation of the user.

Those two retards are using a triton hammer to try to move that truck.

by Luvs2spooge November 29, 2014

tortoise tickler

When being anally fingered so deep that the finger reaches fecal matter.

We were in a gay tussle when he used the tortoise tickler, and then he had to stop to wash his hands.

by Myspeakingpseudonym July 4, 2015