Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.

"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."

by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014

Torren

Torren is a beautiful man. He‘s awesome and looks the same as jason momoa, sometimes people confuse him and jason momoa. Torren is kind, perfect, handsome and he‘s known for his beautiful girlfriend. Everyone who knows torren, loves torren. Everyone wants to be as beautiful as him but nobody ever could, he‘s awesome! Get yourself a man like Torren but you could never get Torren cause the real Torren is taken by me:)

Torren‘s so hot

by Mera123 January 12, 2019

torpedo shit

When one shits the entire turd in one big go, shooting it into the pipe below. This is often combined with a flawless victory.

I got out of the shower and had to take a dump. When I started pushing, I had a torpedo shit since my ass was still wet.

by bgoldrich November 3, 2005

Torrenge

A term for the entirety of global media (print, television, internet, etc.) often used to express the triumph of volume over substance.

"Man, can you believe Glenn Beck got away with spreading that death panel bullshit? It's not even remotely true!"

"Hey it doesn't really matter, dude knows how to work the Torrenge,"

by Jape S Prophet October 2, 2009

torpedian

Moving like a torpedo -- fast, about to blow stuff up

the startup's torpedian growth eliminated the competition

by sincinnatti September 30, 2014

Torresia

The great empire of Torresia, lead by Torres, is a great nation leading the world. Torresia is an empire with like 8 people. It is a great nation.

A: Have you been to Torresia?
B: Yes, i have and it is so amazing

The country i went to is torresia

by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx June 1, 2022

polishing the torpedo

1. To Masturbate; jack off

2. To furiously clean the penis

3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo

"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"

"I'm polishing the torpedo."

"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."

by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008