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The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
by GA Bees May 21, 2017
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Tools Crazy

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The opposite of “Tools Down”. I’m flat out mate, over the top busy.
I can’t believe how busy it is. It’s Tools Crazy.
by Ringo22 April 23, 2020
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Tools that can be used for a wide array of jobs, since the right tool for the job is often not present. Most common examples include: vise-grips, crescent wrenches, and pipe wrenches.
Why don't you go buy a socket set and stop using these nigger tools!
by Mshay May 9, 2008
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Sack of Tools

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Any person who is the epitome of a Tool Bag and is most likely seen throughout the day carrying around a sack of tools. Such people usually have no friends, life, general reason to live, therefore they spend there days with a sack of tools and dream of becoming a mechanic or repairmen of some sort.

Can also be used as a verb "Carrying around a sack of tools"

Most people who carry around sacks of tools are outcasts and you do not want to be like them. Nobody likes a guy who had a sack of tools on their back.
Artur "You would think that kid likes carrying around that sack of tools"

Brian: "I Think John Pearson should be voted most likely to carry around a sack of tools"

Upon seeing a group of fags "I bet you each of those guys carry around a sack of tools on a daily basis."

"Yo whoever punch quags definitely must enjoy carrying a sack of tools
by Ey Yo Brooklyn March 1, 2010
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CASE tools

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Computer-Aided Sexual Experience or Computer-Aided Sexual Enhancement software - programs used to enhance the cybersex experience, usually for both partners

CASE tools come in many varieties and levels of technology. One of the first was a program that let you remotely control a vibrator (attached to a control box) across the internet. You could actually control the speed of the vibrator by moving your mouse around inside a box drawn on the screen. Usually the male had the program and the female had the control box and vibrator. For some reason this equipment and software are no longer available. They were sold by one of the dating/matchmaking websites.

Since then, many other CASE tools have been created.
Some consider instant messaging and chatrooms to be good examples of CASE tools, since most cybersex occurs there.

(Does this mean Second Life is also a CASE tool?)
by dsimms January 9, 2009
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cool your tools

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a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Lenny of tools

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He is an all around handyman, a mr.fix any and all! With a simple idea or suggestion, he will build,create or design something so amazing and extraordinary that your mind will literally be blown and your friends and family will disown you claiming that your a complete liar and there's no way you had any part in the magnificent outcome that only you and lenny know was once your very own thought, dream, or quick ponder.
Once a nobody, he pulled a quick lenny of tools and ruled the world!

I wish I had a lenny of tools around once in a while..to fix stuff, love and adore beyond reason, and well just fix stuff!
by LeonardLover October 25, 2016
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