Big Russian x-large dude with small balls and a fat booty. Very hairy back and butt. Likes to sit on the toilet for hours.
Tony is so thick
by Alakhmad January 05, 2020
by Supercell69 November 15, 2019
by Wtfff sishs July 04, 2021
Tony is smart, focused, patient, considerate, and thoughtful. Tony is insanely handsome and he knows how to sweep a girl off her feet. Tony has the strongest work ethic you will ever find in a person, and his natural intuition will blow you away. He has faced more adversity than most people ever will in their life, and because of this, he can have hard exterior, but just by talking to him you can quickly see his kindhearted nature. You love his honesty, a trait rare to find nowadays. When he puts his faith in you, it makes you feel invincible. Tony is an example to others without even trying, and his passion is one of the most inspiring feelings you will ever come across.
by melony_waterboat November 11, 2020
An adjective to describe a situation in which you have made a foolish error in speaking that even a five year old would chortle at.
"Hey guys my basement has insulin in the walls."
"You mean insulation?"
"Oh yeah...that."
"LAWLL you just pulled a Tony.
"You mean insulation?"
"Oh yeah...that."
"LAWLL you just pulled a Tony.
by awesomesauce99999 April 20, 2011
A commonly used Ulster Slang name for a male who is often inaccuratly accused of having an extremely small penis. In reality, a Tony is someone who is unable to become erect, or get wood regardless of stimulation or even with viagra, thus giving the impression that it is a permanetly small penis.
Girlfriend: Are you going to put it in yet?
Tony: ...it is in.
Girlfriend: Oh. Well this sucks, I'm going to go make some stir fry.
Tony: ...it is in.
Girlfriend: Oh. Well this sucks, I'm going to go make some stir fry.
by sasaraiharmonia September 17, 2008
One badass motha fucka usaully mexican. The Itailien "tony" is dirty wears wife beaters and smells like garlic. The mexican "tony" is well a Kickass Funny kid thats good at sports.
by badass783284723 June 13, 2009