Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 19, 2006

Toilet Burger

Something that has obviously been recklessly put together without skill. Usually the person responsible has no idea that their work is bad nor that they are sometimes viewed with contempt. People in all works of life are candidates.

Think:
1. Iceberg proportions of.
2. Floating aimlessly.
3. Large Toilet Bowl.

Customer: "You call that a design for a house ?"
Rubbish Impostor Architect: "Yes, this is my latest design !"
Customer: "It's Toilet Burger mate, sorry.."

by WalkingFish June 2, 2008

Toilet Jenga

A term used to describe a public toilet that has not been flushed and contains and excess amount of #2 piled on.

Somtimes seen in bars or nightclubs.

"Hey man don't go to the can... there is nothin but Toilet Jenga in there!"

by poob67 July 15, 2009

Toilet Bowl Blowback

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.

Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.

by Fozter July 9, 2010

Toilet Sitter

The backside of any person, individual. The butt cheecks, the rear end, the caboose, the ass.

Person One: Look at the large toilet sitter on that bitch.

If the 'toilet sitter' of the person is some hot babe, then, "Awww, yeah, she could sit on me any day of the week."

If the 'toilet sitter' is from a larger heavyset woman, then, "(SPIT TAKE) HOLY SHIT, WHAT? (VOMIT.)

(Not just for females, but males as well.)

by zinnate November 12, 2011

Toilet paper

A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen

Omg I got toilet paper for $100 what a deal

by Suck my lemons March 15, 2020

Skibidi toilet syndrome

The "Skibidi toilet syndrome" is caused when an individual watches so many skibidi toilet videos, their brain slowly turns into a rough shape of a toilet and stars mold grows on their brain.

- Dude, did you hear what happened to Jacob?
- Yeah, i heard he was diagnosed with skibidi toilet syndrome.

by fancytophatman September 3, 2023