stick together

The act of staying attached and united.

The Siamese twins had no choice but to stick together.

by TexasJewBoy December 21, 2017

Meth and cocaine put together

When something is so awesome, there is no word or phrase but this one to describe the awesomeness of the 'thing'

"Guy 1: Did you see the new episode of Spongebob last night?"
"Guy 2: Yeah man, it was like meth and cocaine put together!"

by Brickyjinx September 29, 2013

TOWIE

The Only Way Is Essex (popularly abbreviated to 'TOWIE'):

An unbearably awful television programme, comparable to the crusty wank-stains on the knickers of your grandma's urine-soaked, faecal-filled incontinence pants. The show also consists of fake, orange, talentless chav 'actors' who are severely mentally retarded, and the only kindness humanity can show them is by shooting them in the head, thus purging the World of their existence.

TOWIE.

I watched TOWIE last night. No amount of therapy will make what I saw, ok.

by ZombionMook September 25, 2011

getting back together

What we are never ever ever doing.

We are never ever ever getting back together.

by spaghetti-sweater May 7, 2015

Torie

An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's usually a blonde, and shows that she is. People gravitate towards Torie. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side. Most people are jealous of her, because dayumm she's on top of her game. Basically, Torie's fuckin DOPE. You're just not on her level.

Torie is Gods gift to man, one sexy down to earth female who contains the most luring eyes and breath-taking smile, pure fun, an orgasmic feeling unnatural to most people.

logan: dude, did you see torie today!?
tony: yeah! her chest was like, out there. damn, i want some of that!
logan: i'm actually gonna get it though!

by helloimkittyx3 October 17, 2009

toggie

french letter or condom, used to protect you from sti, vd, std and csa.

"i was feeling a bit hoity toity last night, so i slipped on a toggie and had a posh wank" or "my tallywhacker was so small, thst when i whipped it out, i left the toggie wedged in her flackets"

by faaisao August 22, 2011

toliet timer

this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.

"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"

by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009