Toddler

A demon that feasts on your happiness and constatly begs for attention and shits in diapers

Guy 1: Y'know why i hate Toddlers?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: They don't pay taxes.

by just_star July 29, 2022

toddler

an annoying ass kid who cries over everything

man im bouta kick yo toddler ass back into where you came from

by mcgdvdhsuwgdgx July 19, 2023

Overgrown toddler

Billy strange. He is legit one of these

Damn Billy walks like an overgrown toddler la ay?

by AlfieTheCodman September 9, 2020

Toddler Steps

When Baby Steps just aren't enough.

He's taking baby steps as a manager, but we really need him to start taking toddler steps.

by dilly42 September 20, 2016

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

Toddler in Chief

Exceptional heads of state which have come to leadership after a long and successful political career

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.” Toddler in Chief
“Windmills are the greatest threat in the US to both bald and golden eagles. Media claims fictional ‘global warming’ is worse.” Toddler in Chief

by cockgiver October 30, 2017

Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.

“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”

by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025