Toddler knocker

When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.

Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!

by Toddler knocker 69 July 13, 2018

Toddler

small little maniacs

these toddlers are really scary especially when they sense weakness in you. Trust me, they are not as innocent as they look like.

by Nathan177 August 27, 2022

Tablet Toddler

Synonym for iPad kid

“Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“

by Mckj May 4, 2022

toddlers

Annoying ass little kids!

Ay yo your toddlers are being annoying asf

by anonymous February 2, 2021

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

Toddler

The children (from 1-5 years old) that scream, hit, throw, cry, and spit.

I found toddlers at the whole universe, like a Toddler Apocalypse. How am I surviving this hell with Demonic Toddlers? FUCK FUCKING TODDLERS! THEY'RE FUCKETY FUCK FUCKS!

by BlackandPinkSquidSister January 30, 2025

odd toddlers

To celebrate individuality and being true to oneself, even if it means being outside of societal norms.

You can tell the people that wrote this are odd toddlers.

by wesomesaucer July 5, 2024