Weaponized Toaster

The best gender that is way better than being a normal toaster, to be a weaponized toaster you must have eaten toast, made toast, have a weapon, not identify yourself as a male or female, and make toaster sounds.

I heard you where a weaponized toaster Ryan

Yes being a weaponized toaster is great, it is the best gender you should be a weaponized toaster too.

by 10/10 toaster February 07, 2020

Skittle Toaster

A toaster filled with skittles that is left at your house after an raging party.

Dude that party was off the chain!
Yea it was! Best part, I found a skittle toaster in my bathroom!

by TheDman302 July 27, 2010

Toaster cricket

Roaches. Usually found in toaster of a resturant

Man, I went to clean the crumb tray of the toaster and these toaster crickets scattered everywhere

by Mikeoxmall August 18, 2019

Fucked the toaster

An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.

Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.

by Grazgriz777 December 05, 2016

Sentient toaster

A toaster that has feelings

J: I’m a sentient toaster

by Ace the simp July 31, 2023

toaster porn

it means anal. "the longer its in the browner it gets."

i watched some toaster porn last night.

by death0930 June 24, 2016

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.

What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah

by isjfoidsj1290e October 04, 2013